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Just woke up from a really bizarre dream...

I dreamt that I was going on a ski trip (because i'm planning one for this january) and when i went to get my lift pass, they said it was $80/day regularly, but it was $37.99 if you have a heart condition. Since i have some minor heart issues, they sent me to this room to be tested to prove i had a heart condition with this weird doctor guy. They hooked me up to that Blood pressure/pulse meter/ Thermometer thing they use at blood clinics, and My pulse rate was at like 20, but they doctor guy said that despite that, my heart was fine (?). So i stole a pass from him to say i was entitled to the discount and went on my way. Later on, I find out that after I left, someone killed the doctor and I was the prime suspect. So i went back to the office to look for clues, with this guy i work with who i can't stand. We get there, and he goes crazy (i guess he killed the doctor?) and starts throwing knives at me, which i am somehow deflecting with the blade of a much smaller knife. Then he gives up on me and goes to shoot this old man and i jump over onto the old man to protect him from the bullets, which are going in slow motion all Matrix-like. I can tell that the bullets are hitting me, but i feel no pain and don't appear to be bleeding.

Then I turned into Dean Cain playing superman. Not superman, but Dean Cain playing superman. As in i had to wear a harness and was suspended by ropes to create the illusion of flight.

Odd...
WangyJohn wrote:Vreud said that ven you dream ov ze vlying, you really dreav ov ze coitus.
So if my flying dreams are about sex... and my sex dreams are about sex... Damn, I must be horny!
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MistressMaggie wrote: So if my flying dreams are about sex... and my sex dreams are about sex... Damn, I must be horny!
its okay, I'm horny too..
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Rose Walker: Say, whoever you are. Do you know what Freud said about dreams of flying? It means you're really dreaming about having sex.
Morpheus (the personifcation and creator of dreams): Indeed? Tell me, then, what does it mean when you dream about having sex?
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lulujayne wrote:"Once I dreamed I was a sausage roll..."

eternal sexings if anyone knows where that's from (no googling now )
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Woo Hoo! Eternal sexings shall forever be available to our dearest Indigo Violent :D

That line always makes me giggle!
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Excellent. :)
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Kittyboymuffin wrote:
Rose Walker: Say, whoever you are. Do you know what Freud said about dreams of flying? It means you're really dreaming about having sex.
Morpheus (the personifcation and creator of dreams): Indeed? Tell me, then, what does it mean when you dream about having sex?
Ven you dream of ze sex, it means ze sex vit your mother.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Oddly enough, I dreamed that my mom was fucking me the other night, only she had a cock and I had a vagina. Very strange. >.<

And that begs the question... if you dream of sex with your mother, what does that really signify?
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aeridus wrote:Oddly enough, I dreamed that my mom was fucking me the other night, only she had a cock and I had a vagina. Very strange. >.<

And that begs the question... if you dream of sex with your mother, what does that really signify?
It means you are ze nut, as crazy as ze coconut.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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WangyJohn wrote:
aeridus wrote:Oddly enough, I dreamed that my mom was fucking me the other night, only she had a cock and I had a vagina. Very strange. >.<

And that begs the question... if you dream of sex with your mother, what does that really signify?
It means you are ze nut, as crazy as ze coconut.
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy!

Wheeee! I love that song! <3
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My favorite porno of all time is with two preop transexuals. MtF and FtM
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swordsman3003 wrote:My favorite porno of all time is with two preop transexuals. MtF and FtM
Linkplz
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Angel

You can find a whole lot of stuff done by this person.
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awkwardschoolgirl wrote:
WangyJohn wrote:
aeridus wrote:Oddly enough, I dreamed that my mom was fucking me the other night, only she had a cock and I had a vagina. Very strange. >.<

And that begs the question... if you dream of sex with your mother, what does that really signify?
It means you are ze nut, as crazy as ze coconut.
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy!

Wheeee! I love that song! <3
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Lulujayne wrote: The Avalanches ROCK! I've seen them live sooo many times back in Sydney. Funniest live shows I've ever seen - wires everywhere, and amazing visuals!
*is jealous* :(

On the subject of dreams, I had one last night where I tried to sign up for DSL, and was rejected, because I was deemed not worthy of broadband. :oops: My shitty internet haunts even my dreams, now.
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swordsman3003 wrote:My favorite porno of all time is with two preop transexuals. MtF and FtM
I came just thinking about it.
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Well...it exists. It's good stuff.
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I had my first dream about this forum last night.... I was reading about Katjapurrs upcoming surgery before i went to bed, and i guess i've been watching too much grey's anatomy...

I was working a party or something.. i remember i was selling food from behind a counter (big paper bags full of french fries) and this ambulance pulls up. Katja is driving, and she pulls up, opens the door, and there's blood everywhere, in her lap and on the floor under her seat, but all she can say is "it's gone.. it's gone..." Apparently, at this point i became a surgeon and hopped into the ambulance to take her to a hospital in London, Ontario, despite the fact that she kept telling me it wasn't necessary because "it's gone now. It's ok!" The highway we were on, oddly enough, appeared to be driving through a prison, as every few minutes we would pass a giant wall with barbed wire across the top. I got lost and had to stop for directions to the hospital because "I'm a surgeon, not a driver dammit!"

I don't remember whether we ever made it to the hospital, but at least katja was happy.
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Wow, that must have been an interesting dream.
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MistressMaggie wrote:I had my first dream about this forum last night.... I was reading about Katjapurrs upcoming surgery before i went to bed, and i guess i've been watching too much grey's anatomy...

I was working a party or something.. i remember i was selling food from behind a counter (big paper bags full of french fries) and this ambulance pulls up. Katja is driving, and she pulls up, opens the door, and there's blood everywhere, in her lap and on the floor under her seat, but all she can say is "it's gone.. it's gone..." Apparently, at this point i became a surgeon and hopped into the ambulance to take her to a hospital in London, Ontario, despite the fact that she kept telling me it wasn't necessary because "it's gone now. It's ok!" The highway we were on, oddly enough, appeared to be driving through a prison, as every few minutes we would pass a giant wall with barbed wire across the top. I got lost and had to stop for directions to the hospital because "I'm a surgeon, not a driver dammit!"

I don't remember whether we ever made it to the hospital, but at least katja was happy.
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