CG's 35th Birthday Roast of RKOLTER

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Post by Rkolter »

D'awwww. :shucks:
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Post by McDuffies »

I thought Ryan-beanbag would look like this:
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Post by Ian Moulding »

rkolter wrote:Y'all are bastards. Every one of you.
I may be a bastard, but at least I'm a young* bastard.

Happy birthday, Ryan.

* For a given value of young. Specifically, the value of not-quite-the-oldest-bastard-in-the-room.

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Post by The Mortician »

It is you birthday for 45 for only more mins... In this time zone!
Sing time is now!

LA LA LA LA LA LA
HAPPY BIRTH-A-DAY
OOOOH
HAPPY BIRTH-A-DAY
LA LA LA LA LA LA
HAPPY BIRTH-A-DAY
OOOOH
HAPPY BIRTH-A-DAY
LA LA LA (Birthaday)

Repeat the verse, same as the first!

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Post by Dr Legostar »

i would have shown up on time for your birthday to wish you a happy brithday and all, but you're so old you wouldn't be able to tell the difference anyway. hell you've probably forgotten that i mentioned i was late already, which is why i bring it up again, to remind you that i couldn't be bothered to say it on your actual birthday.
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