CG's 35th Birthday Roast of RKOLTER

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:13 pm

Happy Birthday Ryan! Don't blow up too many kittens, y'hear?

Kilre · Post by **Kilre** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:29 pm

Blowing things up in the name of science...a worthy cause.

Happy birthday.

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:07 pm

Y'know, when I first came to CG, I had career aspirations to work for the FBI one day. I was sorta on the fence about it, not sure if I wanted to do that. Now, after having known a bit about Ryan, I'm determined to work for the FBI just so I can read the file they have to have on him. Not to say he's dangerous, but I did hear somewhere that he has a government escort on July 4th and New Year's Eve, and not for HIS protection mind you.

Of course, what WOULD CG be without a resident mad scientist? Or two? Or three? Honestly, how many more can we have walking around before the rest of us have to start putting on uniforms, get bashed in the head by meddling government spies who seduce the womenfolk, and get beat up by random do-gooders?

I would have brought a gift, but what do you get for the guy who when he dresses up as a Ghostbuster for Halloween, actually HAS an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back?

Happy Birthday, Rkolter. Here's to many more and seeing you at the Cookout in June so you can traumatize me with explosions BEFORE I go for military training.

Robin Pierce · Post by **Robin Pierce** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:23 am

Happy Happy birthday grandaddy kolter

<3

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:09 am

Well, this is a roast...

Happy 35th, Ryan! Along with age comes a receding hairline. I wouldn't recommend a toupee, they look fake. You could try a hair transplant, ask JTigerclaw if he wants to lend you some. I'm sure he has enough in his eyebrows to provide you with a full head of hair.

(I wrote a lot more, meaner jokes, but I decided not to post them. Damn conscience!)

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:31 am

*raises glass* Happy birthday, Ryan! *drinks*

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:04 am

Wow, 35... So tell me Kolter, were you, like, really sad when all those dinosaurs died?

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:34 am

Let's all raise our glasses!

And then put them on so we can read what this thread is about.

Oh, yes. I see. Happy birthday, Ryan!

- Joel Fagin

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:37 am

Y'all are bastards. Every one of you.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:24 am

I'll have you know that my parents were married before I came to be!

Anyway, Happy Birthday to the Googlestalker Supreme.

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:37 am

Happy BDay, Ryan!!

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:10 am

Happy Birthday!

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:26 am

D'awwwwwwwwww lookat the little birthday baby. He's sooooo cute. Where's his mommy? :3

Seriously, 35? Hot damn man, what are you doing? Go take over a freaking country or something already!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:38 am

So happy birthday to Rkolter and Kissai!

Jim North wrote:Happy Birthday!

Here's your present . . .

Great gift to make coasters out of it's pages!

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:57 am

Happy Birthday Kolter... 35... there's probably some special bits of science about how a 35 year old Atom suddenly becomes more verile, sleeps less, and compacts itself down to half its side... if only eh?

Seriously though, its amazing a thirty-fifth birthday, thats like 35 percent of a century, and think of it 35 years, emassing enough intellegence, to make yourself seem smart on a forum where the biggest threads involve one word posts.

here's too another 35... and by then maybe'll figure out what is so signifigant about the first portion.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:14 am

Happy day-that-science-was-born.

Hogan · Post by **Hogan** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:19 am

Happy Birthday Ryan!

Good to know that there's someone older than me around... who can show me that its still possible to be young and dangerous at heart at that point!

*rolls in and breaks open a keg, fille his mug and raises it to a toast in rkolters honor*

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:51 am

hppy birthday, ryanface! <3<3<3

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:56 am

Now you can run for president.

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:02 pm

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CG's 35th Birthday Roast of RKOLTER

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