It's a mystery!

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:48 am

http://www.suntimes.com/news/world/1059 ... 22.article

Ok, I get why they're offended. I just don't understand HOW. How did the women get in there to see it and be offended?!?! I just don't understand!!!

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:56 am

There...is no way in hell that I'd take a leak in one of those things...

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:03 am

It is scary, isn't it?

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:04 am

It's as though it may bite down at any moment!!

Linkara · Post by **Linkara** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:09 am

Yeah, I'm not a woman, but John Norman and Gorean "philosophy" is mysoginistic. That's just creepy.

Rickford · Post by **Rickford** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:37 am

Ah, y'big wusses. If you're that concerned about where you pee, you haven't been drinking enough. The pub I go in has little football goals (Real football, not "American football") in the urinals, and little goalkeepers, which provides no end of fun.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:40 am

Heck, I want urinals with a tiny, burning city inside so I can save the people with my mighty super bladder, and be amused by those who manage to ignite their pants.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:56 am

orion wrote:Heck, I want urinals with a tiny, burning city inside so I can save the people with my mighty super bladder, and be amused by those who manage to ignite their pants.

That is the single greatest idea I've ever heard. You, sir, deserve to be a millionaire. I offer you this link.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:48 am

Noise Monkey wrote:How did the women get in there to see it and be offended?!?!

Well, apparently it did take them three whole years to figure out what was going on, neh? You know women . . . always slow on the uptake.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:48 am

Noise Monkey wrote:
orion wrote:Heck, I want urinals with a tiny, burning city inside so I can save the people with my mighty super bladder, and be amused by those who manage to ignite their pants.
That is the single greatest idea I've ever heard. You, sir, deserve to be a millionaire. I offer you this link.

I don't know if I'd want to be doing my business that close to fire.

Still, There are plenty of products available for this kind of thing, albeit not urinal-based.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:54 am

Tim wrote:I don't know if I'd want to be doing my business that close to fire.

Just an opportunity to practice your aim at a distance!

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:41 am

Who doesn't like to pee dangerously?

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:40 am

A bet some guy told his wife. There's always one who lets down the entire team.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:44 am

That's fucking sick.

How do they know those aren't the lips of a big juicy man?

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:16 pm

Exactly! It's not like a man never had big lips! Maybe it's Mick Jagger!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:19 pm

I'll pee on Mick Jagger. Last tour my ass......

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:21 pm

There's a lot of that going around...

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:31 pm

I'm not sure what to say bout that. I think instead of taking them out though, they ought to just put toilets in the women's bathroom shaped like men's faces.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:38 pm

I somehow doubt that women, at least MOST women, would go for that.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:58 pm

yeah, as amusing as I find the lip urinals, I wouldn't want to pee on some guy's face. I find it funny though that some women get offended by the smallest things.

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