Growin' the chin hairs

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:03 pm

Kisai wrote:ew russian beard, aka communist beard, as seen on like all communist propaganda.

or nowadays the islamic terrorist beard, pointy version of the same.

See, beards are evil. Facial hair is evil!

...actually....I got it from The Tick. ;D All Moustache and Russian Beard wanted was to be together! Alas, poor star crossed facial hair.

Lady Blue · Post by **Lady Blue** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:27 pm

MixedMyth wrote:...actually....I got it from The Tick. ;D All Moustache and Russian Beard wanted was to be together! Alas, poor star crossed facial hair.

Two faces, both alike in dignity
In fair Comic Genesis, where we lay our scene
From ancient stubble breaks to new gotee
Where civil razors make civil faces clean
From forth the fatal chins of these two foes
A pair of star crossed facial hair lovers take their lives
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Doth with their shaving cream bury their beard's strife
The fearful passage...

And I forget the rest.

Col · Post by **Col** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:29 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
Col wrote:Keep in mind, some girls might not wanna have anything to do with a goatee. Don't get me wrong, there are those that love men with facial hair, but there are also those that just find it to be too scratchy.
and there are women who find fat guys attractive and women who find skinny guys attractive and same goes with just about any generic trait.

Good point.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:48 am

I don't like facial hair, and I think that goatee is probably the ugliest deviation of it there is.
Well, maybe except for those long beards. They are impractical, hard to maintain a hygiene and make people look at least ten years older.
I personally try to keep my chin smooth and the only kind of facial hair I let myself grow is a two-days stubble, Bon-Jovie style.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:07 am

mcDuffies wrote:I don't like facial hair, and I think that goatee is probably the ugliest deviation of it there is.
Well, maybe except for those long beards. They are impractical, hard to maintain a hygiene and make people look at least ten years older.
I personally try to keep my chin smooth and the only kind of facial hair I let myself grow is a two-days stubble, Bon-Jovie style.

And you see, that is why I just can't sleep with you, McDuffies.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:41 am

Ugh, Bon Jovi. What damn tool.

Turnsky · Post by **Turnsky** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:07 am

i tried to grow a moustache once, it turned out quite thin.. meh, i generally try to keep clean shaven, but since i'm too lazy and shave only once a week, i end up with a 5 o'clock shadow most of the time.

behold, i'm not exactly the most photogenic person out there, and camera flashes don't help my sensitivity to light, either =p

and yes, my eyes are actually that color.

Jackhass · Post by **Jackhass** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:33 am

I'm 25 and still can't grow a really decent beard...

...OH LORD, WHY DO YOU MOCK ME?!

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:34 am

Jackhass wrote:I'm 25 and still can't grow a really decent beard...

...OH LORD, WHY DO YOU MOCK ME?!

entertainment?

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:51 am

legostargalactica wrote:
Jackhass wrote:I'm 25 and still can't grow a really decent beard...

...OH LORD, WHY DO YOU MOCK ME?!
entertainment?

Indeed, we are but The Lord's Sims game

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:54 am

I prefer to think of us as filler material for God's webcomic. It's on indefinite haitus.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:55 am

sortelli is god?

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:55 am

I am life's little-est bit character *sob*

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:56 am

legostargalactica wrote:sortelli is god?

Well, he's got tentacles, don't he?

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:56 am

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:sortelli is god?
Well, he's got tentacles, don't he?

this is true.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:01 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:sortelli is god?
Well, he's got tentacles, don't he?
this is true.

What about Vort? I thought HE was god.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:07 pm

Anyone that ticklish is no god of mine.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:20 pm

you're very picky about your dieties.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:25 pm

Damn straight. The only gods I bow down to are Sortelli and the Waffle King.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:27 pm

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:Damn straight. The only gods I bow down to are Sortelli and the Waffle King.

the waffle king?