Growin' the chin hairs

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:51 pm

I tried the facial hair thing once. It looked kind of weird, because my head hair is brown but my facial hair is red. Then somebody asked me if I am a "firecrotch". HAHAHA!

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:13 am

Bugger that for a game of soldiers. My sister keeps telling me to grow a flavour saver, but I keep resisting her because I'm pretty sure she's doing it to make me look stupid.

And besides...the kids don't need much of an excuse to take the piss out of me...a goatee would give them a field day.

Rickford · Post by **Rickford** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:54 am

Speaking as someone who is able to grow nothing but a goatee, if you can go for the whole kaboodle, go for it. Then you can shape it into amusing fashions and dye it purple whilst riding around the world on a motor-trike.

I'm actually getting one of my main characters to record a beard diary IRL.
Hairy Joe. That'll be fun.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:11 am

I've had a goatee. Shaved it.

I've had a moustache. Shave it.

I've had a full head of hair. All but shaved it.

Short hair means better heat venting!

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:25 am

What's CG's take on goatees? Well, let's see...

Van...

Claude...

Teammayhem...

Legostar...

Cortland...

JTigerclaw...

Corgan...

PAL...

Stinky...

TdotOdot2k...

Snackbot...

Tim...

Whew... Sorry if I missed anybody.

From a female standpoint, I personally think they're pretty sexy. Few chins wouldn't benefit from a goatee (there are exceptions, of course). From a male standpoint, Stinky says that his keeps his face cool in the summer heat, because if he wets down his face, the goatee holds water.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:44 am

Ewww, I was all dirty and greasy in that pic because I was on a plane.

I started growing mine because I could. I went to a Jesuit high school so we couldn't have any facial hair at all. Now if I don't have it, I don't feel right; I call it my exclamation point.

If you trim it, it won't look pubic.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:48 am

Face hair = yuck. On men or women.

Mimo is entirely right - they just look like chinpubes.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:32 am

SergeXIII wrote:I just want something to stroke so that others can see that I'm plotting for world domination, or the defeat of some costumed super hero.

My mum forced me to shave off my 'tace for a wedding (during the summer holidays me and my friends have a facial growth contest

)

Trust me, if you get a goatee, keep it. Because you'll shave it off, and you'll fumble for something on your face to stroke, but damnit, that Gillete 3 left NOTHING.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:01 am

some guys can pull it off, some can't, you won't know till you try.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:10 am

Oh, and I guess it goes without saying, but I hope you have a "shape" in mind. Facial hair is both cool and unpredictable.

BKR · Post by **BKR** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:10 am

I've had a moustache-goatee combination for years, but if it was one of those that didn't go up to the bottom lip I probably wouldn't keep it. I don't like how they look.

Best when the hair shorter than 1-2 inchs from the skin, longer than that and it starts to get messed up a lot, particularly with the moustache. For world domination however, a longer length like that goes well. With a bit of gel you can curl the moustache, and then all you need is a monocle and a nice looking suit, and you're all set. Top-hat and cane optional.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:48 am

try it, you can always shave it off later.

...and it would rock if you dyed it blue.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:23 am

from the comparisson in this photo of me and faceless we can see that beardos have more fun.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:34 am

Nanda wrote:What's CG's take on goatees? Well, let's see...

*bunches of photos*

You forgot one:

it's alright, but it itches after a while

Post by **Kisai** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:04 am

I still think facial hair is evil. Seeing as how all our resident mad scientists have one, I think I've been proved right.

Col · Post by **Col** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:31 am

Keep in mind, some girls might not wanna have anything to do with a goatee. Don't get me wrong, there are those that love men with facial hair, but there are also those that just find it to be too scratchy.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:38 am

Col wrote:Keep in mind, some girls might not wanna have anything to do with a goatee. Don't get me wrong, there are those that love men with facial hair, but there are also those that just find it to be too scratchy.

and there are women who find fat guys attractive and women who find skinny guys attractive and same goes with just about any generic trait.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:48 am

Facial hair is awesome when done right. Then again I'm a little biased.

EvilChihuahua · Post by **EvilChihuahua** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:19 am

I'm workin' on a chinstrap right now... but it's pretty thin. Well, I'm only fifteen, so it's no real surprise. I'm with the guy who enjoys facial-hair fondling, though.

Lady Blue · Post by **Lady Blue** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:35 am

EvilChihuahua wrote:I'm workin' on a chinstrap right now... but it's pretty thin. Well, I'm only fifteen, so it's no real surprise. I'm with the guy who enjoys facial-hair fondling, though.

Sounds like... well, every other fifteen-year-old guy I know. I like facial hair, but only if it's done right. It can be gross and wierd looking.