[25/06-'06]

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:04 am

I agree that DAB Jesus says what Christians *should* be like, not how they are now. He's a drunk and bitter critic.

Rand Al'tor · Post by **Rand Al'tor** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:12 am

I agree entirely with slashbot. Ghastly has sold out and became a Christian propaganda agent!

How much has Jack Chick paid you, Ghastly, how much?

Unless... unless it is all a fraud and you lead a double life. Ghastly IS Jack Chick!

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:35 am

You know too much. Now you must be purified.

The Oblivion Man · Post by **The Oblivion Man** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:46 am

Maybe he isn't a \b\-tard. After, it's been what? Three whole paragraphs, and not one racial slur, mention of genetalia, or threat to raid us if we don't agree with him. Doesn't sound like any \b\-tard I've ever heard of. Perhaps he's just one of those fanatical athiests who can't stand the portrayal of religion as anything but a hypocracy-fueled, laser-guided murder machine.

JohnnyTwoEyes · Post by **JohnnyTwoEyes** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:40 am

Ghastly wrote:You know too much. Now you must be purified.

I'll bring the blessed lacquer thinner.

/d/viant slashbot · Post by **/d/viant slashbot** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:17 am

aeridus wrote:I agree that DAB Jesus says what Christians *should* be like, not how they are now. He's a drunk and bitter critic.

Exactly, DABJ seems like an idiealized christian.

Hypocritic murder machine? I don't even view religion as that. More like one big neurotic RPG fuelled by fear of death and punishment.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:08 am

DaB Jesus is my broken man character. He had a dream, lived his life for it, gave his life for it, and everything he lived for was perverted and twisted into a dogmatic religion he did not believe in. So he drinks, and he's bitter and sarcastic. But inside he still carries a bit of that old spark around.

Aryan Jesus is more my mass-marketed corporate conservative type of Jesus. Generally what most middle americans would tend to think Jesus was. Some good looking white guy who doesn't go for all this sissy love and peace hippy crap. Do as I say or burn baby, burn.

Jihad Jesus is just a psychopath. He doesn't care if you're rightious or a sinner he just wants you dead. The man has a hard-on for chaos and destruction.

Genki Jesus is all the obnoxiousness of a hard core otaku wrapped up in the package of a man-god.

The other Jesuses are yet to be introduced.

Why so many Jesuses? Well it's funnier that way and closer to the truth. By and large religious figures exist in my strip is someone believes they exist. There are over a billion Christians in the world and it's unlikely more than two of them believe in the same Jesus yet their all convinced that their Jesus is the only Jesus.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:12 am

I don't think I remember seeing Genki Jesus...

*looks in the archives*

Jay042 · Post by **Jay042** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:07 pm

aeridus wrote:I don't think I remember seeing Genki Jesus... *looks in the archives*

Genki Jesus stared in Freddie's Chick Tract. The one with the tranny devil and lots of Super Happy Bum Fun

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:13 pm

Ah, right, I almost forgot about that one.

*goes back and reads*

Genki Jesus is such a happy fellow...

Jay042 · Post by **Jay042** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:51 pm

Thinking about the various Jesii, Is the wife of Aryan Jesus Mary Magdalene?

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:03 pm

Yay, genki jesus, YAY!
If church involved getting boned by angels and deamons wiht strapons, hel, i;d be ther. you couldnt get me out of it.

Mangaddict · Post by **Mangaddict** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:10 pm

Ok... bit of tangent but what the hell... What is a /b/tard? This is the first forum that I've ever actually taken part in so I've never heard that term before.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:23 pm

Someone who hangs out on the random immage board on http://www.4chan.org
In order to hang on /b/ you generaly need to find all of hte following funny
Lame meemes
agravated sexual assult of the anus (pooper)
Racisim
Homophobia
Furryfobia
Camwhores
insults.
????
profit

/b/ has the colective inteligence of a 5 year old child and the emotional maturity to match. It;s also worth at lest 3 good gutlaughs a night.

The Oblivion Man · Post by **The Oblivion Man** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:21 pm

Don't forget the use of forced anonymity to avoid having to ever take responsibility for anything you say, coupled with an unwarranted feeling of superiority over "namefags", and an almost cult-like attitude about themselves. "We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not or forgive, or forget."

JohnnyTwoEyes · Post by **JohnnyTwoEyes** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:58 pm

The Oblivion Man wrote:Don't forget the use of forced anonymity to avoid having to ever take responsibility for anything you say, coupled with an unwarranted feeling of superiority over "namefags", and an almost cult-like attitude about themselves. "We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not or forgive, or forget."

the /b/org , as it were.

/d/viant slashbot · Post by **/d/viant slashbot** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:31 pm

That is insulting to the borg, and more importantly, to borg like groups everywhere on the interweb. Although I guess you could say /b/ is what the borg would be if you replaced most of their parts with 1980's technology and gave each of them enough crack to kill keith richards.

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:47 pm

The Oblivion Man wrote:Maybe he isn't a \b\-tard. After, it's been what? Three whole paragraphs, and not one racial slur, mention of genetalia, or threat to raid us if we don't agree with him. Doesn't sound like any \b\-tard I've ever heard of. Perhaps he's just one of those fanatical athiests who can't stand the portrayal of religion as anything but a hypocracy-fueled, laser-guided murder machine.

/d/viant slashbot is very much not a /b/-tard.
He comes from a different [url=http:///..org]realm[/url], where perversion is replaced by Star Trek and racism by OS zealotry.
It has the collective social graces of a 5 year old, and fueled by the intelligence equivalent of thousands of slacker nerds with too much free time and not enough motivation.
Over there, Anonymity is allowed, but openly mocked. Users are allowed to judge and rate eachother's worthiness, ensuring only the most truly worthy are visible to all.
I walk that realm as well, one Anonymous Slacker among many.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:52 am

Behead those who say forced anon is violent...

Nah, personally, I think forced anon is great. Ever heard of bagism, by John Lennon? Everyone should just sit in bags and talk. Only thing that would matter, would be what you say, not the colour of your skin, not the length of your hair. /b/ takes it further, you can't even hear the tone of ones voice, no accents, nothing. Hell, you can't tell ones gender.

And then, they took it, stuck it in it's pooper, and mauled it, and voilá! Anonymous B. Tard was born, out of the unholy mating of the bag and the anonfags.

Fear.

Also, Unca-G, is the plural of Jesus; Jesuses, or Jesii? I've pondered that ever since I read through the archives, and introduced the comic to my buddies. Jesusses, or Jesii? I use Jesii, because I kinda like the latin plural.

/d/viant slashbot · Post by **/d/viant slashbot** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:35 am

ce6 wrote:...

Some clarifications, on /. the hate is directed not just at microsoft and sco but also at sony, the RIAA, lobyists in general, patent lawyers, the US gov't(and the UK gov't when it makes the news), politicians in general and dubya in particular. Not all anonymous posting is frowned upon, only not registering, anonymous posting also functions as a presure valve for karma whoring. Star trek isn't really mentioned much.

WangyJohn wrote:...

Jesii would be the plural of Jesius, and only if it was greek.