Sexless in Osaka

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:30 pm

The members keep getting hooked up so there's a lot of turnover.

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:43 pm

*rotfl*

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:42 pm

squidflakes wrote:
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:Last time I had sex was... May 28th, which was 27 days ago. Next time I'll be having sex will be September 1st, 69 days from today and actually, probably around this time or in an hour or so.

Heh... 69.
My next time is going to be September 1st.

I edited Squiddy's, he got the wrong date because he was looking at the 2005 website for CN. *sigh*

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:01 pm

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:
squidflakes wrote:
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:Last time I had sex was... May 28th, which was 27 days ago. Next time I'll be having sex will be September 1st, 69 days from today and actually, probably around this time or in an hour or so.

Heh... 69.
My next time is going to be September 1st.
I edited Squiddy's, he got the wrong date because he was looking at the 2005 website for CN. *sigh*

Maybe he was just being hopeful.

Putaro · Post by **Putaro** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:33 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:The members keep getting hooked up so there's a lot of turnover.

Yes and after you get married and have kids you can join again.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:39 pm

Lolz kids LOLZ.

thats not exactly... likely for kitty and me or squiddy n akward.

JohnnyTwoEyes · Post by **JohnnyTwoEyes** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:56 pm

I was hoping to go visit my boyfriend this summer, but my health has been too poor. I honestly have no clue when I'm next going to see him.

I suppose that makes me sexless too.

Putaro · Post by **Putaro** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:18 pm

RantinAn wrote:Lolz kids LOLZ.

thats not exactly... likely for kitty and me or squiddy n akward.

Then you may have an enjoyable sex life ever after

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:19 pm

i thought the club was the rubber baton we whomp 'em in the back of the head with to knock 'em out so its easier to drag 'em to one of the rape pits?

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:39 pm

kite-san wrote:i thought the club was the rubber baton we whomp 'em in the back of the head with to knock 'em out so its easier to drag 'em to one of the rape pits?

Nah, we're too shy to even talk to members of the opposite sex long enough to distract them, so we could knock them out.

/d/viant slashbot · Post by **/d/viant slashbot** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:44 pm

Who said anything about members of the opposite sex?

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:46 pm

Oh, yeah...

But the rape pits, waaaaay overrated. Everyone's just leaning at the walls and staring at their own feet, with a few "Uh-huh" "so, rape..." 's every now and then, with no action whatsoever.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:06 am

Good thing the rape pits have tentacle monsters to get things moving.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:26 am

aeridus wrote:Good thing the rape pits have tentacle monsters to get things moving.

ha! you shoudl have seen them, standing at the walls going "well, you ehh. like? oh the game is on!" then all the guys watched the game and drank beer. shesh!

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:07 am

That's what happens when you don't pay them enough to care.

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:58 pm

BriHahn wrote:Man, I wish I fucking knew when the next time I'm going to have sex is.

Last time... I don't remember the date, but it was over two years ago.

FUCK! I need to find a guy.

Eight years and counting here (yes, I remember the date, no I won't tell).
Next time? Who knows. Maybe less than another 8 years, maybe more. I have more important things to worry about in my life.

The Oblivion Man · Post by **The Oblivion Man** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:39 pm

My next time is whenever I have $150 to spare and I can't think of any better use for it. Of course, considering it's currently a good month when I have $30 to spare, that may be a while....

Alter alias · Post by **Alter alias** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:35 am

About 26 hours ago, gotta love clubbing sometimes, well clubbing and passing yourself off as old enough to drink.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:17 pm

you're kidding me? we've lapsed on rape-pit maintenance? how did we let THAT happen?

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:36 pm

I selflessly volunteer to help bring rape standards in this community back up to par, even if I have to deflower those virgins myself.