And square pizzas better be watching their backs!

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:23 am

It's crap like this that makes me wonder why we bother to pay lawmakers anything. Obviously, they're just up in the capitol building screwing around and popping each other with towels in the locker room.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:39 am

It's all-out war.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:44 am

Singling out Fluff is a little weird, but I agree with the sentiment.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:50 am

If they're trying to get kids to eat healthier, it makes sense. Or if they're trying to prevent the kids who have peanut allergies from having wheezing fits whenever they serve peanut butter. Hell, I'd sue them for that alone. There isn't anything worse than uncaring sons of bitches giving people peanut butter to people all around you while you sit there itching and struggling to breathe.

The Mortician · Post by **The Mortician** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:51 am

Meh, It was funny hearing it on the news before. It's somehow trying to be outlawed in the state it was invented in.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:54 am

rkolter wrote:If they're trying to get kids to eat healthier, it makes sense. Or if they're trying to prevent the kids who have peanut allergies from having wheezing fits whenever they serve peanut butter. Hell, I'd sue them for that alone. There isn't anything worse than uncaring sons of bitches giving people peanut butter to people all around you while you sit there itching and struggling to breathe.

I got poisoned with hidden peanuts last week. It was the day before leaving for vacation and I had a lot of work I couldn't do as a result. Not being agle to breath and having my insides burn up is AWESOME!

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:11 am

ok, obviously if you have a peanut allergy, this isn't something that would matter to you, but is this really something that the state legislature needs to involve itself in? this just looks like needless government. leave it to the school boards. they don't have anything to do most of the time, anyway.

ChibiJess · Post by **ChibiJess** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:11 am

But I like marshmallow fluff.

And marshmallows are fat free - they're just sugar. Which if the kid were to go to recess after lunch (which was how my elementary school did it) it would burn off and not turn to fat deposits.

I've made worse sandwhiches anyway. Peanut butter, marshmallows, chocolate chips, and chocolate syrup. That wasn't any good, actually.

Cortland · Post by **Cortland** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:25 am

Peanut butter. Marshmallows. I did not know such things existed.

( but white sugar is THE DEVIL!! )

RemusShepherd · Post by **RemusShepherd** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:01 am

My family loved fluffernutters so much as kids, when we got a samoyed that's what we named him. Fluffernutter was a great dog.

Mo · Post by Mo » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:05 am

..I've never even heard of Fluff. It looks and sounds disgusting.

Mostly 'cause I hate marshmallows too.

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:07 am

ChibiJess wrote:Which if the kid were to go to recess after lunch (which was how my elementary school did it) it would burn off and not turn to fat deposits.

I stopped having recess in the 5th grade =[

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:15 am

Cookie wrote:..I've never even heard of Fluff. It looks and sounds disgusting. Mostly 'cause I hate marshmallows too.

You eat marshmallow fluff, and I'll try fish pudding.

Mo · Post by Mo » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:18 am

rkolter wrote:
Cookie wrote:..I've never even heard of Fluff. It looks and sounds disgusting. Mostly 'cause I hate marshmallows too.
You eat marshmallow fluff, and I'll try fish pudding.

...

DEAL.

Rosediamond · Post by **Rosediamond** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:41 am

Wow. Because we have nothing better to focus on in this country. No wonder the Dixie Chicks are mouthing off about America.

And if parent are so concerned about children eating healthy, why don't they PACK THE LUNCHES. It's not like it takes a lot of time out of the day. They can even do it at NIGHT if they're too swamped in the morning. It's one thing to have no control over it, it's another to try to MAKE A FRIGGIN' AMENDMENT when you can easily remedy the situation by making a turkey sandwich. Oy . . .

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:45 am

plus, the added tryptophan will make the ADD kids less energetic, which teachers will love!

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:47 am

Cookie wrote:
rkolter wrote:
Cookie wrote:..I've never even heard of Fluff. It looks and sounds disgusting. Mostly 'cause I hate marshmallows too.
You eat marshmallow fluff, and I'll try fish pudding.
...

DEAL.

I think one of you is getting the short end of the stick here.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:49 am

Mercury Hat wrote:I think one of you is getting the short end of the fishstick here.

fixed it.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:50 am

...seriously, this is insane. The food you Americans eat, I swear...

I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that you have a marshmallow spread. WITH PEANUT BUTTER. Forget your legislations.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:55 am

Noise Monkey wrote:
Mercury Hat wrote:I think one of you is getting the short end of the fishstick here.
fixed it.

It was either that or "getting the raw end of the deal".

blackaby wrote:...seriously, this is insane. The food you Americans eat, I swear...

I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that you have a marshmallow spread. WITH PEANUT BUTTER. Forget your legislations.

I think we have a history of making odd sandwiches. In the south, a popular snack is butter and sugar sandwiches. Mmm-mm.