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putaro wrote:You can have brother-sister relations and produce a perfectly fine child. In fact, you'll usually produce a fine child. Keep doing it for three or four generations though and you're going to get a mess.
It's typically the other way around. Inbreeding is very very frequently used with animals by breeders to help strengthen the stock and promote positive traits. Frequently the first several generations of inbred offspring suffer a high frequency of health problems, due to the pairing of recessive genes that were shared by both related parents. Such offspring have a much higher rate of infant (is that the right term when talking about animals?) mortality, and are much less likely to reproduce, thus culling these negative traits from the pool. After what is referred to by some breeders (at least rat breeders, in my experience) as the "hump"--the couple generations of unhealthy-babies--the stock will become much healthier and stronger, with fewer occurrences of defect than compared to non-inbred pairings.

This, of course, applies to animals and not people. There are the strongest of social factors that prevent human inbreeding from ever getting over that "hump". Still, it makes a catchy, if not strictly accurate, public service announcement: "Help improve the human race... fuck your sister today!".
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Inbreeding works the same for humans, its just harder to find groups that have inbred past the hump. I knew a girl when I was hanging out at college who was a third generation product of incest, and she was a fucking genuis. She had some emotional problems, but those were to be expected from a 16 year old who was a sophmore in college.
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Funny, most heavily inbreed dogs I've met were nice to look at, but so addlebrained I'm surprised they remembered to breath. Must've still been in the "hump" phase.

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A bit late... however, I feel that things like 'this disgusts me' doesn't need a reason beyond 'because it does'. Chicory disgusts me, the thought of having sex with my brother, mother, father disgusts me, scat disgusts me. Can't argue about tastes. Whether it is 'natural' or not is an interestinf academic point, but it's not gonna make the haters like something, or the likers hate something.

Now accusations of evil and unethical? That demands an explanation.

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... my sister's got a nice rack.
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Mmmm... incest... *drools*
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A bit late myself but I thought I should point out that Bud Light does have one advantage over most other beers. When you have finished drinking it you can pee in the empty bottle and hey! Presto! You have another Bud Light. :D

Alright I 've had a few scrumpy ciders this evening and may be a litlle bit tipsy

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Lictor wrote:A bit late myself but I thought I should point out that Bud Light does have one advantage over most other beers. When you have finished drinking it you can pee in the empty bottle and hey! Presto! You have another Bud Light. :D

Alright I 've had a few scrumpy ciders this evening and may be a litlle bit tipsy
Nah, you run a Budweiser through a Mexican's kidneys and then you've got a Corona to drink.

(I'm not being racist, Corona's nasty Mexican piss-water.)

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"Watery Near frozen gnat's piss" Hehehehe for those of you who don't know what the hell I'm talking about here's a link. Look at #12. Go my little ones and read it. It's John Cleeserific (the guy from Monty Python....) and just when did we get on beer again?

http://www.muntedmess.com/2005/03/chuck ... e-day.html

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awkwardschoolgirl wrote:... my sister's got a nice rack.

Yea? ;P
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I fucking love sugar baby love, was I the only person who was thinking this during the english body builder scene.

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I looked up the song for Femme. It's "Baby Baby", by the Vibrators.
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squidflakes wrote:
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:... my sister's got a nice rack.

Yea? ;P
But not as nice as yours, sweetie. :P
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awkwardschoolgirl wrote:
squidflakes wrote:
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:... my sister's got a nice rack.

Yea? ;P
But not as nice as yours, sweetie. :P
ok now we demand proof!
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Wow.
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LindaH wrote:Ok now we demand proof!
Hahaha, Well, I've only got one picture of his moobs, he was wiggling them on web cam for me and I snuck a screen shot. But I dunno if he'd be ecstatic about me posting the pic. I'll see what I can do later tonight.
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Eh, it wouldn't be the worst pic of me on the web.
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Alrighty! I consider that permission. Enjoy! :D

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and now the sis :)

*fonldes squiggys boobies and gets jelous because they are bigger then hers*
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Hahaha, I don't have a picture of my sister's rack. But Squiddy's is definately fantastic. and Linda, hands off! Those moobs are miiiine! :P
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