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Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:53 pm

Pimpette wrote:Hooray!

Hm, after this robotic death there may not be enough people left to support my pimping way of life.
I can be a chambermaid and tidy up the labs on my spare time!

...now that just gave me an amusing mental picture. Pardon me whilst I go illustrate it.

You'll just have a harem of robots instead and have robot clients.

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:59 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
Pimpette wrote:
[AOD] wrote:...such as RealDolls...
...make an army out of roboticized (sp? is it even a word?? oh well) RealDolls.... and scare the CRAP out of your enemy with their creepy, vacant stares.

I'm scared already.
*sleeps with the lights on and a baseball bat under the pillow*
don't worry pimpy, when the robotic death is reigned upon humanity you will be one of the lucky few who gets to live.

ROBOTS! ROBOTSrobotsrobotsrobotsrobotsrobots...

Giant robots! CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!

!~AOD

Dburkhead · Post by **Dburkhead** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:00 pm

Czar wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:I will probably be the last one to be accepted in this kind of club.

Not only I'm not a scientist but an engineer, but I am also most likely to save the earth here.
i would find it very funny if a serb saved the earth, as we're more known for blowing up bits of it.
Hey, people love to support the underdog and they love to hear about the unlikely hero.

Well, we've got a lot of webcomics here. Serb it up!

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:39 pm

Go boredom and pencils!

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:50 pm

you know what.. forget the robot future, i'm hiring pimpette as the House of Legostar maid RIGHT FRIGGEN NOW!

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:05 pm

Sweet!

And I'll pimp on my off days.

Now if only I could get a job this easily in real life. =/

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:06 pm

Pimpette wrote:roboticized (sp? is it even a word?? oh well)

If Dr. Robotnik has anything to say about it, it is!

And I'm sure he does.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:14 pm

Pimpette wrote:Sweet!

And I'll pimp on my off days.

Now if only I could get a job this easily in real life. =/

the idea of paying you to clean my house and dress in a french maid's outfit does not sound unappealing....

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:26 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
Pimpette wrote:Sweet!

And I'll pimp on my off days.

Now if only I could get a job this easily in real life. =/
the idea of paying you to clean my house and dress in a french maid's outfit does not sound unappealing....

Too bad it's almost as far to Lexington as it is to St Louis...

You can pay me by building me a teleporter.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:51 pm

Pimpette wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
Pimpette wrote:Sweet!

And I'll pimp on my off days.

Now if only I could get a job this easily in real life. =/
the idea of paying you to clean my house and dress in a french maid's outfit does not sound unappealing....
Too bad it's almost as far to Lexington as it is to St Louis...

You can pay me by building me a teleporter.

i'm working on it! stupid laws of physics...

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:29 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
Pimpette wrote:
legostargalactica wrote: the idea of paying you to clean my house and dress in a french maid's outfit does not sound unappealing....
Too bad it's almost as far to Lexington as it is to St Louis...

You can pay me by building me a teleporter.
i'm working on it! stupid laws of physics...

Just be glad net isn't here to gloat about magic being superior.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:37 pm

Vorticus wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
Pimpette wrote: Too bad it's almost as far to Lexington as it is to St Louis...

You can pay me by building me a teleporter.
i'm working on it! stupid laws of physics...
Just be glad net isn't here to gloat about magic being superior.

if his magic's so damn superior then why hasn't he teleported pimpette to my doorstep, huh?

834n · Post by **834n** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:44 pm

legostargalactica wrote:if his magic's so damn superior then why hasn't he teleported pimpette to my doorstep, huh?

He needs spell components. Do you know how hard a minotaur horn and three black onyx gems are to come across this time of year?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:59 pm

Czar wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:I will probably be the last one to be accepted in this kind of club.

Not only I'm not a scientist but an engineer, but I am also most likely to save the earth here.
i would find it very funny if a serb saved the earth, as we're more known for blowing up bits of it.
Hey, people love to support the underdog and they love to hear about the unlikely hero.

Hey, this Serb is no ordinary Serb!

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:11 pm

Out of the extraordinary serb?

Netpoet · Post by **Netpoet** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:18 am

834n wrote:He needs spell components. Do you know how hard a minotaur horn and three black onyx gems are to come across this time of year?

Amen, brother. What little I have I'm keeping for my own nefarious purposes. If I'm going to be teleporting maids, I'm sure as darn TOOTING not going to teleport them into anyone's home but my OWN, thank you very much.

legostargalactica wrote:if his magic's so damn superior then why hasn't he teleported pimpette to my doorstep, huh?

For being an evil genius, you sure don't catch on quick.

All part of my plan! MUWAHHAHAHAA

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:43 am

netpoet wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:if his magic's so damn superior then why hasn't he teleported pimpette to my doorstep, huh?
For being an evil genius, you sure don't catch on quick. All part of my plan! MUWAHHAHAHAA

::steals more of net's pigs:: oh wait.. wrong forum...

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:21 am

834n wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:if his magic's so damn superior then why hasn't he teleported pimpette to my doorstep, huh?
He needs spell components. Do you know how hard a minotaur horn and three black onyx gems are to come across this time of year?

I uh... actually happen to have three black onyx gems right here, and if you accept a bull with only one horn as a minotaur, couldn't you technically just buy a bull, lop off one horn, label it a minotaur, then lop off the other horn?

RemusShepherd · Post by **RemusShepherd** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:53 am

rkolter wrote:I uh... actually happen to have three black onyx gems right here, and if you accept a bull with only one horn as a minotaur, couldn't you technically just buy a bull, lop off one horn, label it a minotaur, then lop off the other horn?

A minotaur is not a one-horned bull. A minotaur is half-man, half-bull. To make one you need either some advanced genetic engineering or a very, very drunk cow.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:57 am

RemusShepherd wrote:
rkolter wrote:I uh... actually happen to have three black onyx gems right here, and if you accept a bull with only one horn as a minotaur, couldn't you technically just buy a bull, lop off one horn, label it a minotaur, then lop off the other horn?
A minotaur is not a one-horned bull. A minotaur is half-man, half-bull. To make one you need either some advanced genetic engineering or a very, very drunk cow.

either way... it's a whole lot of bull.