New Member of the CG Science Council

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:14 pm

I hate missing all the threads like this. Grr.

I don't know if I myself am officially on the council, but congrats anyway Remus! Yays!

Have some cola. It's free. And 100% natural.

...what? I DIDN'T PUT CYANIDE IN IT!
...although cyanide is 100% natural.
...but it's definitely not in there. Nope.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:22 pm

Tellurider wrote:I hate missing all the threads like this. Grr.

I don't know if I myself am officially on the council, but congrats anyway Remus! Yays!

Have some cola. It's free. And 100% natural.

...what? I DIDN'T PUT CYANIDE IN IT!
...although cyanide is 100% natural.
...but it's definitely not in there. Nope.

you are on the council.

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:30 pm

RemusShepherd wrote:
Pimpette wrote:And we'll need to get Lego's apprentice in this somehow too.
I was getting to you eventually.

Well, Sparrow's the apprentice. I'm just the part-time chambermaid, since the robot apocalypse killed off most of my manwhores and clients.

RemusShepherd wrote:I didn't notice it before, but a short-muzzled canine looks awfully feline, doesn't it? Hmph. I need an art class.

Aw but 'e's so cuuute.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:33 pm

If you want to get into the whole dynamics of who'd be where, as far as Lego is concerned....

Both RA and I are apprentices... Laemkral's his lackey... Corpamis is his lab assistant... and Komiyan's the woman of the house(though I doubt she'd come anywhere near the lab like the rest of us would)

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:56 pm

And I'm assume I'm the Mom aka Sercurity

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:09 pm

mrs_rkolter wrote:And I'm assume I'm the Mom aka Sercurity

Well if anyone can keep them in line, it would be you beth.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:48 am

someone's gotta keep us in line, and of course provide bandaids when kolter and i blow something up.

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:58 am

I think we'll get a lifetime deal with Band-Aid just knowing how dangerous ya'll are to yourself.

Dburkhead · Post by **Dburkhead** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:47 am

If it doesn't require a full body cast, traction, and thoracic or abdominal surgery it's just a flesh wound.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:01 am

dburkhead wrote:If it doesn't require a full body cast, traction, and thoracic or abdominal surgery it's just a flesh wound.

the problem is when it's a flesh eating bacteria wound...

Dburkhead · Post by **Dburkhead** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:15 am

legostargalactica wrote:
dburkhead wrote:If it doesn't require a full body cast, traction, and thoracic or abdominal surgery it's just a flesh wound.
the problem is when it's a flesh eating bacteria wound...

Gunpowder Cauterization is the way to handle that.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:18 am

Or Flesh Eating Bacteria soap...

no wait, sorry... ANTI-Flesh Eating Bacteria soap.

Dburkhead · Post by **Dburkhead** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:21 am

Gunpowder cauterization is more fun on the principle that anything involving gunpowder is, by definition, more fun than anything involving soap.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:31 am

rkolter wrote:Or Flesh Eating Bacteria soap...

no wait, sorry... ANTI-Flesh Eating Bacteria soap.

better be careful not to mix those up in the decon shower...

RemusShepherd · Post by **RemusShepherd** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:19 am

Sorry this took so long. And...I'm really sorry it exists at all.

This may be the most embarrassing thing I've ever done on the internet.

On the other hand, I am embracing the creepy.

(Here's the mp3. Not for those who actually like music.

)

And with that, I'm done and going into hiding.

Just please, someone tell me that it made you laugh...

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:40 am

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:57 am

rkolter wrote:LOL!

what he said.

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:05 am

*applauds*

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:05 am

It was creepy in the "brought on a coughing fit 'cause I caught what sparrow had and it starts up whenever I laugh hard" way.

i.e. LOL

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:58 pm

"Rubbers?"