Rickford's Big Thread of Grievances

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:36 pm

I have a winged badger. His name is Ed.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:42 pm

I am being physically ground down to a fine powder by college, my grades are making pretty colors as they slam into the earth, and I'm becoming more neurotic by the day (Fuck Tom Cruise. Medication is the only thing keeping me sane right now... well, as sane as I can manage.). I announce that I'm going to take a year off after graduating and before grad school, because I've been going at it like a trained seal for 16 years, going to be 17 by graduation, and I want to define myself by something beside grades. Besides, I will have outdone most people by graduating college, and

And my mother is arguing against! She's saying I just need a different college or an internship. I'm sick of having most of my accomplishments going down to A-B-C-D-F.

I'm trying hard to get the WrongWay manuscript done by the end of June.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:44 pm

rkolter wrote:
KittyKatBlack wrote:
Dave Against The Machine wrote: I still don't.
Metal Gear Solid 3. If you kill Ocelot in that game, (Since it's a prequil to the other Metal Gear games, and Ocelot is in Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2.) you get a call from the guy in charge of your mission telling you that you created a time paradox and your game ends. Normally when you die, he yells, "SNAKE! SNAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!"
Well, shoot - I got it wrong. My immediate thought was

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Snake! SNAAKKE! It's a snake... It's a...

*vaccums rkolter*

Col · Post by **Col** » Tue May 23, 2006 9:03 pm

DarkMagician wrote:*vaccums rkolter*

Dave Against The Machine · Tue May 23, 2006 9:18 pm

rkolter wrote:
KittyKatBlack wrote:
Dave Against The Machine wrote: I still don't.
Metal Gear Solid 3. If you kill Ocelot in that game, (Since it's a prequil to the other Metal Gear games, and Ocelot is in Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2.) you get a call from the guy in charge of your mission telling you that you created a time paradox and your game ends. Normally when you die, he yells, "SNAKE! SNAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!"

WHY!? WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!!!!!
I had just finaly forgot all about that.
Well, shoot - I got it wrong. My immediate thought was

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Snake! SNAAKKE! It's a snake... It's a...

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Tue May 23, 2006 9:57 pm

Col wrote:
DarkMagician wrote:*vaccums rkolter*

Hmmm, thanks

Gives me time to reseed the scorched backyard

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:50 am

KittyKatBlack wrote:
Dave Against The Machine wrote:
Rickford wrote: You know, three hours ago I wouldn't have gotten that reference. What're the chances.
I still don't.
Metal Gear Solid 3. If you kill Ocelot in that game, (Since it's a prequil to the other Metal Gear games, and Ocelot is in Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2.) you get a call from the guy in charge of your mission telling you that you created a time paradox and your game ends. Normally when you die, he yells, "SNAKE! SNAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!"

...........

*dives on KKB* OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

Rock_dash · Post by **Rock_dash** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:42 am

HEY! Knock that off! We have a long standing agreement about KKB!

*pries Robbie off KKB and slaps him*

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:47 am

rock_dash wrote:HEY! Knock that off! We have a long standing agreement about KKB!

*pries Robbie off KKB and slaps him*

But but but she plays the MGS series!

Col · Post by **Col** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:11 pm

Don't make us tell your girlfriend.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:28 pm

Suuure, it's because of MSG series, you cheating bastard.

Doll · Post by **Doll** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:17 pm

*Sob* You've destroyed my faith in men! Now I must become a gay! Any takers?

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:31 pm

Okay, next time, I post the joke first.

Dave Against The Machine · Wed May 24, 2006 5:58 pm

Doll wrote:*Sob* You've destroyed my faith in men! Now I must become a gay! Any takers?

What if I dress as a woman

.

Oh yea, what I was gonna say.

FREAKIN DRIVERS, man. No one can drive around here. Like when someone goes to turn, they feel they have to almost completly stop, before they can turn. JUST SLOW DOWN TO TURN! And another thing. I can tell ya this. The turn signal definatly wasn't invented in Texas. And that, Ladies and Gentilman, is what grindes my gears.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:01 pm

Dave Against The Machine wrote:
Doll wrote:*Sob* You've destroyed my faith in men! Now I must become a gay! Any takers?
What if I dress as a woman .

SWEET JESUS NO!!!!!!!!!

NO!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:14 pm

I think I could take the sight of Dave dressed as a woman. I watched "Slither".

Dave Against The Machine · Wed May 24, 2006 7:08 pm

I feel pretty!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:13 pm

It's worse than Slither.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:01 am

Killbert-Robby wrote:
rock_dash wrote:HEY! Knock that off! We have a long standing agreement about KKB!

*pries Robbie off KKB and slaps him*
But but but she plays the MGS series!

....is there something odd about that? It's a good series.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu May 25, 2006 5:53 am

KittyKatBlack wrote:
Killbert-Robby wrote:
rock_dash wrote:HEY! Knock that off! We have a long standing agreement about KKB!

*pries Robbie off KKB and slaps him*
But but but she plays the MGS series!
....is there something odd about that? It's a good series.

some people are still under the impression that girl gamers are rare.