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Killbert-Robby wrote:I'm annoyed because since I don't listen to techno or rap "I'm a fag"
I'm annoyed that because I draw "I'm a fag"
Have you ever considered just being a fag? ;) Among other benefits, it allows you to shrug off these kind of childish taunts. :)

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I've got nothing to vent about that I want to vent about (I probably could think of something but that'd ruin my post-pre-dinner-nap-and-just-had-dinner good mood).

I've slept about as much at night the past few days as I've slept by day, though I still don't sleep enough to be quite fully well rested, so I'm a bit frayed around the edges. It helps give a good mood - I can't focus enough to be mad at anything for long, even though I should be mad at myself for a couple of reasons.

In 45 minutes or so I'll be playing my favourite game (mod for BF 42: Silent Heroes). I play to chill out and have a good ****ing time, the community is a good one and people say they're sorry after shooting you to bits by accident and noone teamkills to get to the only helicopter on the map for your team.

I play relaxed and a bit lazy, with occassional bouts of berzerker rage when I decide that something needs to be done (primary tick offs are enemy tanks coming into sight or one of our flags being greyed out when I'm on guard, both tends to lead to near suicidal behaviour on my part at times, if I feel I can do something about it).
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RemusShepherd wrote:
Killbert-Robby wrote:I'm annoyed because since I don't listen to techno or rap "I'm a fag"
I'm annoyed that because I draw "I'm a fag"
Have you ever considered just being a fag? ;) Among other benefits, it allows you to shrug off these kind of childish taunts. :)
But I like being straight...very very much.
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Poor Rickford. That's terrible that those mean CS people deny your pwnage.
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OMFG! ANTS! :o

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I'd LIKE a fag.

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I fucking Hate Jimmy Bastard Carr...

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Boogiebop wrote:I fucking Hate Jimmy Bastard Carr...

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so much...
To be fair, he's probably not that taken with you either.

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The man's not taken with anyone because he lacks a soul. He presents a string of 'top one hundred' shows that dominate the evenings. His shitty dry one liners are like being punched in the face by a giant steel fist covered in spikes that has "this is funny. Laugh" scrawled on it. It all got a bit silly with the 'top hundred top hundred shows' came on. It was like watching a time paradox.
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Boogiebop wrote:The man's not taken with anyone because he lacks a soul. He presents a string of 'top one hundred' shows that dominate the evenings. His shitty dry one liners are like being punched in the face by a giant steel fist covered in spikes that has "this is funny. Laugh" scrawled on it. It all got a bit silly with the 'top hundred top hundred shows' came on. It was like watching a time paradox.
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KittyKatBlack wrote: Snake! SNAAAAKEEEE!!
(Sorry, it's manditory.)
You know, three hours ago I wouldn't have gotten that reference. What're the chances.

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Rickford wrote:
KittyKatBlack wrote: Snake! SNAAAAKEEEE!!
(Sorry, it's manditory.)
You know, three hours ago I wouldn't have gotten that reference. What're the chances.
I still don't.

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Dave Against The Machine wrote:
Rickford wrote:
KittyKatBlack wrote: Snake! SNAAAAKEEEE!!
(Sorry, it's manditory.)
You know, three hours ago I wouldn't have gotten that reference. What're the chances.
I still don't.
Metal Gear Solid 3. If you kill Ocelot in that game, (Since it's a prequil to the other Metal Gear games, and Ocelot is in Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2.) you get a call from the guy in charge of your mission telling you that you created a time paradox and your game ends. Normally when you die, he yells, "SNAKE! SNAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!"

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Now I know.

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It's too hot and humid and I have no air conditioning!

Rarrgh! [Grumble mumble].
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Jackhass wrote:It's too hot and humid and I have no air conditioning!

Rarrgh! [Grumble mumble].
That sucks. I lived in a room with 3 other guys and there was no air conditioner. It got so humid the paper in my printer was shriveled. And the university left the heater on the first week we lived there for some reason. A year later when it became a frat house again due to some dumb promise the university made, air conditioners were installed. Fuckers. Good thing they lost the house again due to lack of membership because no one wanted to be in a frat with the wieners they let in just to get their membership up to take back the house.. That's what they get for stealing my home.
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KittyKatBlack wrote:
Dave Against The Machine wrote:
Rickford wrote: You know, three hours ago I wouldn't have gotten that reference. What're the chances.
I still don't.
Metal Gear Solid 3. If you kill Ocelot in that game, (Since it's a prequil to the other Metal Gear games, and Ocelot is in Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2.) you get a call from the guy in charge of your mission telling you that you created a time paradox and your game ends. Normally when you die, he yells, "SNAKE! SNAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!"
Well, shoot - I got it wrong. My immediate thought was

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Snake! SNAAKKE! It's a snake... It's a...
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AUUUUUGH! BADGERS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
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rkolter wrote:
KittyKatBlack wrote:
Dave Against The Machine wrote: I still don't.
Metal Gear Solid 3. If you kill Ocelot in that game, (Since it's a prequil to the other Metal Gear games, and Ocelot is in Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2.) you get a call from the guy in charge of your mission telling you that you created a time paradox and your game ends. Normally when you die, he yells, "SNAKE! SNAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!"
Well, shoot - I got it wrong. My immediate thought was

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom Mushroom
Snake! SNAAKKE! It's a snake... It's a...
Ditto.

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Badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers!

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