Meanwhile, in an obscure comic known as Nip & Tuck...

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:08 pm

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Geez, guys, it's been nearly 24 hours and no one's commenting on the comic?

Nice to see Zelda again. The rabbi's name sounds familiar---

COMISSION!!

Hey, good one, Ralph!

The Jews rule the world? Golly, and here I thought that down here, the Vatican was the one that had its hands on everything....

[dons asbestos suit and prepares marshmallows]

¡Zacatepóngolas!

Until next time, remember:

I

AM

THE

J.A.M. (a.k.a. Numbuh i: "Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist")

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]

LoneWolf23k · Post by **LoneWolf23k** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:46 pm

I remember this Jewish comedian who used that bit in his act..

"Wait.. We Jews Run everything? Hey, why didn't anybody tell me!? I'm tired of working for a living, here!"

Of course, my favorite Jewish comedy bit was the movie "The Hebrew Hammer"..

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:48 pm

Hey, Ralph is just poking a little fun at the liberal media. You know the chicken little media who would not print anything good about what is happening in in the world today, it might cut into their dwindling circulation.

Newspaper Circulation Declines 2.6 Percent
May 08 11:26 AM US/Eastern
From the Associated Press

Newspaper circulation fell 2.6 percent in the six-month period ending in March, according to data released Monday, as more people turned to the Internet and other media outlets for news and information.

The decline in average paid weekday circulation was about the same as the previous six-month reporting cycle for the period ending last September, according to the Newspaper Association of America, a trade group.

Hey, I love seeing Zelda again too!

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Mon May 15, 2006 8:28 pm

Rabbi Lerner does prove that beauty is in the Oy of the beholder.

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. And maybe a nice babka or some blintzes to nosh on.

Labrusca · Post by **Labrusca** » Mon May 15, 2006 8:31 pm

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. And maybe a nice babka or some blintzes to nosh on.

So, what's wrong with a nice kugel? Eat! Eat! You look terrible!

See, Mr. Squeaky knows how to eat. He's blowing up like a balloon.

TGIF · Post by **TGIF** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:11 pm

I loved the commission - Ralph is really hysterical yet still manages to make an important point.

Thanks Ralph!

Simcha-Yitzchak Lerner
"TGIF"

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:29 am

labrusca wrote:
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. And maybe a nice babka or some blintzes to nosh on.

So, what's wrong with a nice kugel? Eat! Eat! You look terrible!

See, Mr. Squeaky knows how to eat. He's blowing up like a balloon.

Oy gevald! Such gas I get from them!

IronFox · Post by **IronFox** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:10 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Oy gevald! Such gas I get from them!

Vay is mir! Vat are you, meshugine? Shlep on down to the store and get something for that before you plotz.

Rangers · Post by **Rangers** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:16 pm

Did I mention another great advantage to working in a synagogue? The best leftovers on the planet!

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:57 pm

IronFox wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Oy gevald! Such gas I get from them!
Vay is mir! Vat are you, meshugine? Shlep on down to the store and get something for that before you plotz.

That bad it isn't bubuleh. Nice Mr. Macy offered me a job. He said someone like me was on the way up and would quicky rise above the rest. In just one day there would be 50 people under me pulling strings!

Nu? nisht geferlech.

IronFox · Post by **IronFox** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:31 pm

Mahzel Tov! How are you getting so lucky, eh? Oy, and out here, I've got gornischt.

Labrusca · Post by **Labrusca** » Wed May 17, 2006 6:11 am

IronFox wrote:Mahzel Tov! How are you getting so lucky, eh? Oy, and out here, I've got gornischt.

Oh, I love those little gornischt game hens.

BrockthePaine · Post by **BrockthePaine** » Wed May 17, 2006 6:14 am

rangers wrote:Did I mention another great advantage to working in a synagogue? The best leftovers on the planet!

And when yall get tired of that, try the Baptist Church. Cause we can't meet unless somebody brings a casserole. It's the first secret law of Baptists.

The second secre law is "Jews don't recognize Christ as the Messiah, Protestants don't recognize the Pope as head of the Church, and Baptists don't recognize each other at the Likker Store or Hooters."

Spacewolfomega · Post by **Spacewolfomega** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:18 am

Y'know, the rabbi could also listen to Cynthia McKinney for about the same take on things.

"IT WAS THE JOOOS!" - Rep. McKinney

Just make sure you keep your distance from her or she'll slug ya.

Siirenias · Post by **Siirenias** » Thu May 18, 2006 1:20 pm

While youse get casserols, it's a tradition in every Jewish temple I've ever been in to have pastries and sweets after a service. No wonder the world is jealous of Judaism.

Mikhail Dragoslav · Post by **Mikhail Dragoslav** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:33 pm

TGIF wrote:I loved the commission - Ralph is really hysterical yet still manages to make an important point.

Thanks Ralph!

Simcha-Yitzchak Lerner
"TGIF"

Actually that's a pretty old joke by now. Of course, it's continually updated and changed with this paper's name or that. I think it started off with Julius Streicher's Der Sturmer.