Help this man

Dave Against The Machine · Thu May 11, 2006 10:18 pm

SergeXIII wrote:Yo Rob, how did you stumple upon this anyhow?

Because, he made the bet.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:08 pm

This seems like a whole lot of trouble just for sex...

Skylark King · Post by **Skylark King** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:27 pm

KittyKatBlack wrote:This seems like a whole lot of trouble just for sex...

Oh come on KKB, if it's REALLY just that easy then that raises an important question:

What are you doing tomorrow, say around 9pm?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:40 pm

If I had to bet on the ending, I'd say that he'll win but won't get sex anyhow.

He'll win because never underestimate the amount of time internet people will waste on spreading silly sites.

He won't get sex because, if he was a kind of person able to get sex from a girl who doesn't want it, he wouldn't need all this in the first place.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:44 pm

I refuse to click. I'd rather eat a peanut.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Fri May 12, 2006 1:18 pm

Wow, those are some very extreme negative emotions about this, PAL.

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:50 pm

Scandalous! I think we've all been duped.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:52 pm

OH NOES!

Over the past few days, people have raised several questions about the website avirginsplea.com. I feel it is both my moral and ethical obligation at this point to spare my friend Geoff from any further personal embarrassment.

The site was a viral marketing experiment that got far too out of hand. Geoff was nothing more than a name and a photo - the story and website were created by me and all media interviews were performed by myself.

I apologize to the people of Toronto and everyone from around the world who saw our site. We did not expect this idea to go so far, and the real connections so many of the visitors to the site made to "Geoff's" story has made this experience especially difficult.

He never did hit 5,000,000....

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:00 pm

Like I said. This seems like a whole lot of trouble just for sex.

Faceless · Post by **Faceless** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:08 pm

But not enough trouble for a joke?

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:17 pm

Faceless wrote:But not enough trouble for a joke?

No. The lengths people will go through to pull a prank is boundless.

The lengths people will go through to have sex is limited. A lot of guys will pass on it simply because of the work involved in putting on a condom. Let alone setting up a website, waiting for 3 months, monitoring it, keeping it updated and everything. I'm sure there might be a few people willing to do it, but honestly, I had my doubts from the begining. As much as societiy likes to put sex on a pedistal, it really ISN'T worth that much effort. Don't get me wrong, I like sex as much as everyone else. But I'm realistic enough to understand that it's not some mind-numbing, one-step-closer to heaven, life changing experiance. It's just sex. Get over it.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:50 pm

You just don't think like a man, KKB, specially a man who is in his (I presume) late teen and still a virgin. Sex, perhaps, is not a big deal, but a virgin doesn't know it. So he does put it on pedestal, and it's impossible to convince him otherwise if he has an impression that everyone around him is having sex except him. Then there's feeling that no girl will ever be sexually interested in him, there are raging hormones, too much free time... The lengths some people would go to get sex are pretty much unlimited.

Incidentally, how nice relativity case. We have as much reason to believe in second story as we have in first story. What do you think when someone tells you: "I lied the first time, but this time I'm telling the real truth!" My first reaction is that I'd believe in the story that is more interesting, and that is the first one.