It's time for change

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:08 am

He didn't say it was a salary, he said they didn't need it, reward or otherwise.

Really, what would they do with it? Spend it on stuff? But that would stimulate the economy which would help people and since when have mad scientists been all about helping people?

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:13 am

well maybe at some point they'll want to start a college fund for their kids (the next generation of mad scientists), or maybe they want to retire and open up a small business. maybe they want to buy their own island, or start a private army (got to pay the soldiers salaries somehow). Cryogenic freezing still costs a pretty penny these days

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:21 am

MAKE GOLD ROBOTS

duh...

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:27 am

ahaugen wrote:well maybe at some point they'll want to start a college fund for their kids (the next generation of mad scientists),

Home schooling.

or maybe they want to retire and open up a small business.

Forcibly take over a building, steal resources, use mad science already developed to make product.

maybe they want to buy their own island,

Conquer an existing island or make their own.

or start a private army (got to pay the soldiers salaries somehow).

Pay them in not-killing-them-outright.

Cryogenic freezing still costs a pretty penny these days

Make their own cryo chamber powered by the lifeforce of their private army.

AnarchySpace does more than give Mad Scientists the freedom they need to work their evil works . . . we understand them.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:31 am

but yet money siplifies the process

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:33 am

I work for a week, I get a paycheck at the end of that week, I get the check cashed, I take it to go buy the components needed to make a gold robot, I make a gold robot.

Or.

I steal the components needed to make a gold robot and I make a gold robot.

Which is easier, neh?

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:35 am

but buying the components keep the Man off your back ... then you're not wasting resources on devising a complex and easily esacapable plan to kill James Bond

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:37 am

Under AnarchySpace, there would be no "The Man" to keep off your back.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:43 am

you know, we're fighting about this stuff way too early. We should probably spend the next seven months destroying CommieSpace, then start the partisan bickering

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Thu May 04, 2006 8:45 am

I was just saying that if I got 10,000 gold I'd melt it down and make a gold robot, is all.

Just because we're MAD scientists doesn't make us EVIL scientists. Yeesh.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu May 04, 2006 9:27 am

::makes a gold doomsday device from gold he STOLE::

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Thu May 04, 2006 9:30 am

*steals Lego's doomsday device*

BWAH HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu May 04, 2006 9:32 am

Tellurider wrote:*steals Lego's doomsday device*

BWAH HA HA HA!!!!!!!

::shrugs::

::builds another::

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Thu May 04, 2006 9:33 am

I wonder if it works...

*eyes button*

hmmm...

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu May 04, 2006 9:39 am

heh heh heh

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:02 pm

OBS wrote: Yes, I could appoint 10 other Führer on the forum to lead me and FascistSpace to victory come the next CG elections. Hmm...these ideas intrigue me.

Wait, that's 11 Führers, you said there would only be 10! Or are you not going to be one? But then why would you be pushing for having them? AIUGH stop confusing me!!!!!

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:11 pm

OBS wrote:
Tellurider wrote:
OBS wrote: Yes, I could appoint 10 other Führer on the forum to lead me and FascistSpace to victory come the next CG elections. Hmm...these ideas intrigue me.
Wait, that's 11 Führers, you said there would only be 10! Or are you not going to be one? But then why would you be pushing for having them? AIUGH stop confusing me!!!!!
No, I wouldn't be one of the 1 thru 10 Führers, I would be "Teh Führer of FascistSpace".

The reason for 1 thru 10 sib-Führers is so they can act as an arm of the FascistSpace ideology. I mean, me plus sub-Führers 1 thru 9 couldn't possibly contain the masses of CG, but a 10th sub-Führer could rule all that we could see of the CG world. We'd be indivisable!!

And it would be a rolling list of Führers. Say if sub-Führer 4 got shot, than every sub-Führer under him/her would move up a rank and a new sub-Führer 10 would be elected. Also, if I wasn't able to fufil my duties as "Teh Führer of FacistSpace", than sub-Führer 1 takes over and the rest of the sub-Führers also move upwards.

So, all I have to do is elect 10 sub-Führers, and on election day, every elegable CG voter would elect FasistSpace, or eat lead.

Would you like to be sub-Führer 1?

You're just trying to build a buffer so when the assassinations come rolling around, they'll start at the bottom and work their way up.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:12 pm

except assassins aren't that stupid (unless they're hired by the United States)

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu May 04, 2006 7:23 pm

Look what I found:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Serbia