It's time for change

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:25 pm

the name of the CG currency should be decided by the fourmites who will use it, not by some bureaucrat.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:27 pm

ahaugen wrote:then we shall make our own unit, backed by funds from selling weaponized doombees

Weaponized Doombees.

Netpoet · Post by **Netpoet** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:35 pm

rkolter wrote:
ahaugen wrote:then we shall make our own unit, backed by funds from selling weaponized doombees
Weaponized Doombees.

oh god, did someone just give RKolter an idea?!? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

incidentially, I'm not a mad scientist, I'm just evil in general. Anything for those in that situation?

>Net

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:37 pm

ahaugen wrote:the name of the CG currency should be decided by the fourmites who will use it, not by some bureaucrat.

we had keenbucks, its more than likely the current currency is genbucks. the conversion rate is astronomical

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:38 pm

atomic weaponized doombees

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:43 pm

MixedMyth wrote:atomic weaponized doombees

Thats it! I'm calling the IAEA!

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:56 pm

The PartiGenesis Platform

Finance, Defense, and Foreign Policy
- Weaponizing Doombees
- Selling Weaponized Doombees to fund a general treasury
- Creating a CG currency backed by the general treasury
- Forum wide refferendum to name the CG currency
- Stronger diplomatic relations with the Cornstalkers

Domsetic Policy
- Giving Mad Scientists 10,000 in gold (or CG currency) every month
- Declaring May 30th “Mooman Day”
- A 75% increase in cowbell levels by 2008
- Restoring the old titles
- Reforming the Boxed
- Stronger jam promotion

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:14 pm

grabmygoblin wrote:ugh. campaign season starts earlier and earlier every year.

Especially considering that the presidential term is two years, meaning that the next election isn't for at least another fifteen months or so.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:16 pm

think of it as "opposition"

Sincerely · Post by **Sincerely** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:29 pm

He's even trying to tell us what to think! He's no good I say. Him and his crazy hair.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:31 pm

but you don't have to think it

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:32 pm

ahaugen wrote:then we shall make our own unit, backed by funds from selling weaponized doombees

At last, an economic policy that makes sense.

Now, this funding to mad scientists? Does it apply to mad social scientists? Because I have some interesting ideas regarding childhood indoctrination and duct tape that cry out for testing.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:33 pm

all of the mad sciences.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:40 pm

AnarchySpace would never presume to tell you what to think, except to suggest that you think for yourself.

We're also for allowing the majestic Doombee continue roaming free and don't entertain any foolish notion of weaponizing them. Not only is it impossible (approaching a Doombee means certain DOOM, after all), but it is redundant . . . there is no force in the universe more powerful than a Doombee. Trying to sell Doombees is a fool's errand and will lead all who follow Ahaugen to a quick and untimely doomination.

Money is immaterial . . . Mad Scientists (who would always be able to operate openly under AnarchySpace's "rule") would simply get or take whatever supplies they need.

And for AnarchySpace, every day is Mooman Day.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:54 pm

As Mr. North pointed out, the doombees are already weaponized. But selling doombees would not leed to demise as long as we get payment up front and require that the doombees be picked up. That way, we get money and they get doom. Also, the PartyGenesis does not seek to limit mad scientists, but only to compensate them for putting their lives on the line every day to further explore the relms of science that normal scientists are to afrade to cross.

And the PartiGenesis gives you something that AnarchySpace doesn't: A scapegoat.

Sincerely · Post by **Sincerely** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:04 pm

But your scapegoat is Mr. Bob! Mr. Bob is awesome!

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:06 pm

sincerely wrote:But your scapegoat is Mr. Bob! Mr. Bob is awesome!

exactly! We will blame everything on Mr.Bob and his administration!

Sincerely · Post by **Sincerely** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:08 pm

Um, no. If you were paying attention you'd realize that what I am saying is that scapegoating Mr. Bob is wrong, because he is awesome.

Your politicianese is well developed, but will prove to be your undoing.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:10 pm

yeah, that's why I really don't want to run for president, but rather serve as party leader.

Sincerely · Post by **Sincerely** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:11 pm

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No, just... no.