The Last Ninja

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:41 pm

Dave Against The Machine wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:
[AlmightyPyro] wrote:Interesting story.

Ninja jokes aren't NEAR as annoying as those damn Chuck Norris jokes! I HATE THEM!
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks everyone who talks of his jokes that way.
A priest and Chuck Norris walk into a bar............

..... don't go there, i've got family in Homeland Security that could make your life a living hell.

Dave Against The Machine · Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:39 pm

Why ya gotta make threats? Why not just something like, hey man that's not cool, don't do that. Oh well. I'm going to the drunk thread. Anyone care to join?

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:43 pm

that was sarcasm. homeland security has better things to do than be my method of revenge in a forum squabble (like changing the terror alert from red-oragne to oragne-red)

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:50 pm

or arresting school teachers for telling them to move their car out of a bus loading zone

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:53 pm

grabmygoblin wrote:or arresting school teachers for telling them to move their car out of a bus loading zone

those are the ex-millitary people who've spent too much time on the Texas/Mexico border

Dave Against The Machine · Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:42 pm

ahaugen wrote:that was sarcasm. homeland security has better things to do than be my method of revenge in a forum squabble (like changing the terror alert from red-oragne to oragne-red)

............Oh

Glarryg · Post by **Glarryg** » Mon May 01, 2006 6:12 am

Kind of a sad thought, that ninja master's idea about being able to kill your students. Suggests to me that he's holding back a little bit of what he knows, which would mean that his teacher probably did the same, which would mean that a little bit of the tradition dies with each generation. Makes you wonder how today's ninjutsu compares to what it was a few centuries ago, and to what it will be in the next few hundred years.

Glarryg

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon May 01, 2006 6:53 am

grabmygoblin wrote:hmmm.... "Dr. Jones" or "Ninja Jones"?

so does that mean i'd eventually be Ninja Jeftinija that seems somewhat silly and cumbersome.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:06 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
grabmygoblin wrote:hmmm.... "Dr. Jones" or "Ninja Jones"?
so does that mean i'd eventually be Ninja Jeftinija that seems somewhat silly and cumbersome.

Yours is a special exception, as you would probably be called "Lego Ninja" because when you're a ninja, real names are useless.

Or we can shorten it to Nj. Jeftinija which would look damn good on paper.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:09 pm

JTigerclaw wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
grabmygoblin wrote:hmmm.... "Dr. Jones" or "Ninja Jones"?
so does that mean i'd eventually be Ninja Jeftinija that seems somewhat silly and cumbersome.
Yours is a special exception, as you would probably be called "Lego Ninja" because when you're a ninja, real names are useless.

Or we can shorten it to Nj. Jeftinija which would look damn good on paper.

*ahem*

Rock_dash · Post by **Rock_dash** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:09 pm

That was an interesting story, but I have to ask. How is "anything can be used as a weapon" cryptic?

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:13 pm

>_>

<_<

Dave Against The Machine · Mon May 01, 2006 7:44 pm

legostargalactica wrote:>_>

<_<

Fear my crudly MS paint created ninja chicken!

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:04 pm

Hmm.... *scratches chin*

Yep, I think I like Lego's more.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:05 pm

JTigerclaw wrote:Hmm.... *scratches chin*

Yep, I think I like Lego's more.

plus when he tried to quote mine, it disappeared in a very ninja fashion.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:09 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
JTigerclaw wrote:Hmm.... *scratches chin*

Yep, I think I like Lego's more.
plus when he tried to quote mine, it disappeared in a very ninja fashion.

Or perhaps it's just scared of chickens.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:13 pm

damn poorly drawn chickens...

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:29 pm

I don't blame him. I'd be afraid too.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:36 pm

mostly i'm scared of all the white space around the chicken...

Dave Against The Machine · Mon May 01, 2006 8:42 pm

I didn't even draw it. I like just scribled the mouse around and formed the chicken. And as fo the white space around him. He was like training in the matrix place....... Yea...Thats it.

Oh yea. I havn't done this today.
*spontaneously combusts*