Donate panties to starving kitten

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:57 pm

I don't usually use the word hawt unless it's in relation to something M2 drew, but this entire thread is pretty hawt. McDuffies, you are one lucky catlike sob.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:00 pm

Pimpette wrote:*prances around with new avatar*

Rock_dash · Post by **Rock_dash** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:28 pm

mcDuffies wrote:Did I mention what I got last night:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/a ... anties.jpg

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:50 am

Here's a quickie for you, mcDuffies. I have to go away for the weekend, but I'll try to bring you a little something when I come back.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:53 am

prettydragoon wrote:Here's a quickie for you, mcDuffies. I have to go away for the weekend, but I'll try to bring you a little something when I come back.

mcD got a quickie....

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:57 am

You know,

My mother had a bedspread made out of a lot of my old clothing as a kid - kind of a reminder of my youth. It's not overly comfortable (it's a decorative bedspread after all), but it is really cool.

I wonder if we get enough panties for McDuffies, if we could do a panty bedspread for him?

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:00 am

rkolter wrote:You know,

My mother had a bedspread made out of a lot of my old clothing as a kid - kind of a reminder of my youth. It's not overly comfortable (it's a decorative bedspread after all), but it is really cool.

I wonder if we get enough panties for McDuffies, if we could do a panty bedspread for him?

can you just imagine the reaction if he had a girl over?

"hey what's that?"
"Oh that's just my panty bedspread would you like a glass of win... hello? where'd you go?"*

*translated from serbian

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:06 am

legostargalactica wrote:
rkolter wrote:You know,

My mother had a bedspread made out of a lot of my old clothing as a kid - kind of a reminder of my youth. It's not overly comfortable (it's a decorative bedspread after all), but it is really cool.

I wonder if we get enough panties for McDuffies, if we could do a panty bedspread for him?
can you just imagine the reaction if he had a girl over?

"hey what's that?"
"Oh that's just my panty bedspread would you like a glass of win... hello? where'd you go?"*

*translated from serbian

True. But he might not need a girl at that point. I have to believe a bedspread made of panties would give you hot, sexy dreams every night. It'd almost have to - I'm sure there's Panty Density Equation in modern physics.

Mon Ami · Post by **Mon Ami** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:12 am

Would there be any health ramifications to it though O-o:

-Is a neat freak as well as an anime freak.-

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:46 am

SpunkyNeko wrote:Would there be any health ramifications to it though O-o:

-Is a neat freak as well as an anime freak.-

Heh. a used, dirty panty bedspread? I like you, you're a pervert.

I figured we'd wash the panties first.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:06 am

rkolter wrote:
SpunkyNeko wrote:Would there be any health ramifications to it though O-o:

-Is a neat freak as well as an anime freak.-
Heh. a used, dirty panty bedspread? I like you, you're a pervert.

I figured we'd wash the panties first.

but is that what mcD would really want?

Mon Ami · Post by **Mon Ami** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:08 am

rkolter wrote:
SpunkyNeko wrote:Would there be any health ramifications to it though O-o:

-Is a neat freak as well as an anime freak.-
Heh. a used, dirty panty bedspread? I like you, you're a pervert.

I figured we'd wash the panties first.

My mind is a deep void I cannot escape -GONK!-

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:10 am

legostargalactica wrote:
rkolter wrote:
SpunkyNeko wrote:Would there be any health ramifications to it though O-o:

-Is a neat freak as well as an anime freak.-
Heh. a used, dirty panty bedspread? I like you, you're a pervert.

I figured we'd wash the panties first.
but is that what mcD would really want?

There's a store near me that sells artificial "crotch smell" that we can spray on the bedspread later. All the smell of a woman in heat, none of the biological agents.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:15 am

Ewww, gross.

The Mortician · Post by **The Mortician** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:23 am

"I can't believe it's not crotch"

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:50 am

Actually the bottle said, "New, non-greasy formula!"

And, "Not to be used as a personal lubricant."

I wonder who would have the moxie to sue them over that.

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:04 am

What's it even for, then?

(Also, panties for you soon, mcDuff!

)

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:15 am

MariaAndMichelle wrote:

What's it even for, then?
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I don't want to know, and I think you don't either.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:39 am

Obviously, there must be some market for it, because they were selling it, and if it didn't sell, they'd take it off the shelves.

Gods, you'll make me think this stuff up, won't you?

At a guess, it's for lonely guys with panty fetishes.

Wasn't there a craze for a while to have that particular scent on you fingers at bus stops?

Maybe teenage virgins who want to brag and have "evidence"?

Some woman who wants to set up her husband because she "knows" he is cheating but can't prove it (or who wants all those appology gifts)?

Practical jokers could find uses for this stuff.

Sex addicts (or porn addicts) for whom manual stimulation just doesn't cut it anymore without some kind of reinforced fantasy? Or maybe it's part of a treatment for sex addiction?

Revenge.

Placebo aphrodesiac?

Dunno. I could keep going, but I guess there are uses. I didn't buy a bottle though. I think I'd rather be caught doing almost anything other than carrying a bottle of this stuff around.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:43 am

I should market my nasty butt smell. I'll be rich and shameless.