Both fields have something in common . . .
They both pray on people.
Now the collars make sense
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Squeaky Bunny
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Now the collars make sense
It first appeared as though the two visitors were of the clergy. Now we see that they are in the legal profession.
Both fields have something in common . . .
They both pray on people.
Both fields have something in common . . .
They both pray on people.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
Great quotes:
Tagon: Don't just stand there! Fire our attorney! NOW!
[Schlock plasguns both attorney-drones]
Tagon: I said "fire", not "fire AT". I never used the word AT.
Schlock: How do you feel about the word "vaporise"?
or:
Massey: ...it's full of stars!
Attorney Drone: Oops! Wrong switch!
Massey: Ahhhh! It's full of LAWYERS!!!
or:
Schlock: Cool! I just took out three walls and an evil attorney-drone!
Tagon: Don't just stand there! Fire our attorney! NOW!
[Schlock plasguns both attorney-drones]
Tagon: I said "fire", not "fire AT". I never used the word AT.
Schlock: How do you feel about the word "vaporise"?
or:
Massey: ...it's full of stars!
Attorney Drone: Oops! Wrong switch!
Massey: Ahhhh! It's full of LAWYERS!!!
or:
Schlock: Cool! I just took out three walls and an evil attorney-drone!
That is dialed back. He didn't even start mentioning the time that Schlock ate an attorney.BlasTech wrote:Try dialling the intensity back to three
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Doink
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Now, now, this is all well and good, but just remember who'll save your fannies should you ever appear in court. 
Speaking of which, does anyone have a possible plan for getting rid of lawyers?
Speaking of which, does anyone have a possible plan for getting rid of lawyers?
Both a heart and a brain are necessary for survival. Without one, the other will quickly perish.
"I decline to accept the end of man [...] Man will not only endure, but prevail...." - William Faulkner
"I can say—not as a patriotic bromide, but with full knowledge of the necessary metaphysical, epistemological, ethical, political and aesthetic roots—that the United States of America is the greatest, the noblest and, in its original founding principles, the only moral country in the history of the world." - Ayn Rand
"I decline to accept the end of man [...] Man will not only endure, but prevail...." - William Faulkner
"I can say—not as a patriotic bromide, but with full knowledge of the necessary metaphysical, epistemological, ethical, political and aesthetic roots—that the United States of America is the greatest, the noblest and, in its original founding principles, the only moral country in the history of the world." - Ayn Rand
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Squirrelly61104
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Cheneys got a gun
Doink:
(sorry, I know that jokes getting old fast. on the other hand, since his friend is recovering, I think it qualifies as honest ribbing)
Well, Cheney seems to be working on it.Speaking of which, does anyone have a possible plan for getting rid of lawyers?
(sorry, I know that jokes getting old fast. on the other hand, since his friend is recovering, I think it qualifies as honest ribbing)
You can fool some of the people all of the time
And all of the people some of the time
But you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
And all of the people some of the time
But you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
There's an easy one. Reduce the complexity of the law so that you don't need to use them as much and make it riskier to file suit when you don't really have a case by having the loser pay for the winner's legal fees.Doink wrote:Now, now, this is all well and good, but just remember who'll save your fannies should you ever appear in court.
Speaking of which, does anyone have a possible plan for getting rid of lawyers?
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Shyal_malkes
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I don't know how we'd be able to reduce legal complexity without either stepping on people's rights or introducing anarchy. it's just a complex system that needs people (lawyers) to understand it.
personally if you were to take away private attourneys that might be something, that way your legal representation didn't revolve around the ammount of money you had. just a thought though.
personally if you were to take away private attourneys that might be something, that way your legal representation didn't revolve around the ammount of money you had. just a thought though.
Rufio wrote:the only adults here are pirates, we kill pirats
Peter wrote:well, I'm not a pirate. I'm a lawyer.
Rufio wrote:...KILL THE LAWYER!!!
I still say the doctor did it....
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Shyal_malkes
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personally I'd rather it be that way (and then if something fishy does start going on the 'beurocrat' can be tracked down and shot) then have it so that the rich go free and no justice occurs.
but I'd rather a computer were assigned to make a random judgement. I mean, all we'd need then is security to make sure nobody tampers with it. and if the system persisted there'd be less personal demand to be a lawyer so most would stink at their jobs anyway which would make it unimportant who you got.
but I'd rather a computer were assigned to make a random judgement. I mean, all we'd need then is security to make sure nobody tampers with it. and if the system persisted there'd be less personal demand to be a lawyer so most would stink at their jobs anyway which would make it unimportant who you got.
I still say the doctor did it....