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Always a fun tactic! "YOU WILL BE LIKE US."

How to make friends out of enemies isn't always obvious, let alone easy... how will it be done?
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It'll be interesting to see how they accomplish seduction without mendacity!

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I don't think "you will be like us" has anything to do with friendship. Friendship is a mutual respect where folks can enjoy eachother and allow themselves to help eachother. Converting those associates into friends of the Boodles does NOT nessisarily mean making them residents of their town. They are enemies of Yiffburg because they try to repress folks for their own gain. If they can start to instead help people live happier lives by using their individual talents, then they have become friends--not just of Yiffburg--but of the world.
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Long-distance seduction? Hey, that's what the internet was invented for!
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Ugh, I always stay weary of the word "convert." But, if one thinks about it...

Saul was the first convert in Christian mythos.
Our Tapir friend here is the first convert of Kit and Kay.

Saul was converted (according to the mythos) by being struck by lightening.
Mr. Hokumm was converted between a pair of (And I'm not trying to be derogatory, just continuing a train of thought. personally, I like larger females.) "thunder thighs."

So, Mr. Hokumm will run around trying to kill all the heratics? Probably not. And as far as today's comic...

So, Mr. Ellis, how much does dry cleaning run in Yiffburg?

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Now, instead of just having cute hair, and she was a cute hare, would that make her "Thunder Bunny"? :D

(I'm gonna be roasted alive for that one, that's for sure... :D )

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(And yes, I do know who "Thunder Bunny" is- I've been around that long..........)
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Gee, it's been a while since I posted here. :)

Hey, I'm all for this kind of conversion. I honestly and sincerely beleive that a lot of the world's problems would disappear if people were more sexually fulfilled. if we all just had the love, intimacy, and connection we need....
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Fruvous wrote:Gee, it's been a while since I posted here. :)

Hey, I'm all for this kind of conversion. I honestly and sincerely beleive that a lot of the world's problems would disappear if people were more sexually fulfilled. if we all just had the love, intimacy, and connection we need....
Well, not to be a stick in the mud, but I have to disagree a bit. I am reminded of a joke, "Sex is not the answer. It is the question. Yes is the answer." But, seriously, sex does not always equal love, nor does it mean automatic fulfillment. There would still be problems with the greedy, the violent, the power-hungry etc.

Mind you, it would be a much more entertaining place, the world as Yiffburg... :lol:
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Corruption does happen in Yiffburg, I'd imagine. Would our corrupt lawyers from Cumbria become just as corrupt (but yiffier) lawyers in Yiffburg?
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Patchy wrote: Well, not to be a stick in the mud, but I have to disagree a bit. I am reminded of a joke, "Sex is not the answer. It is the question. Yes is the answer." But, seriously, sex does not always equal love, nor does it mean automatic fulfillment. There would still be problems with the greedy, the violent, the power-hungry etc.

Mind you, it would be a much more entertaining place, the world as Yiffburg... :lol:
No no, you misunderstand me. The sexual freedom of Yiffburg is more than just about having sex, it's about feeling secure that your needs for intimacy, love, and yes, just good ol recreational fuckin' will be met. Of course there's way more than sex. Freeing up our sexuality would be just part of the solution. We'd also have to just plain learn to give each other what we need, freely and from a position of health and strength.

But I think a lot would he solved if we banished the shame and let ourselves be the horny Bonobo cousins we are. :)
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Gildedtongue wrote:So, Mr. Ellis, how much does dry cleaning run in Yiffburg?
About the same as everywhere else, really. More clothes on average get
soaked with love juices but less clothes on average are worn anyway, so
it all balances out. :)

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