I wish *I* could do that...
Forum rules
- Consider all threads NSFW
- Inlined legal images allowed
- No links to illegal content (CG-wide rule)
- Consider all threads NSFW
- Inlined legal images allowed
- No links to illegal content (CG-wide rule)
- Error of Logic
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 1512
- Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:48 am
Hmm. The "don't arrest me, I'm sexy"-approach to speeding tickets all too often ends with policeman and not-arrestee spending some quality time in the bushes. If you only shifted not to get a ticket, that might put a damper on not having to pay money ...
Non-pervert. (Title bestowed by ManaUser.)
Deviating from the norm on a forum of the deviant? What does that make me?
Please keep your rhinoceros grey.
webcomic
Deviating from the norm on a forum of the deviant? What does that make me?
Please keep your rhinoceros grey.
webcomic
- Squidflakes
- Cartoon Villain
- Posts: 4484
- Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:49 am
- Location: Hovering Squidworld 97A
- Contact:
That's one of the reasons I've always wanted to be a cop. Not all the free sex, but the dumb bitches trying to use sex to get out of a ticket, and the looks on their faces when it does work.Error of Logic wrote:Hmm. The "don't arrest me, I'm sexy"-approach to speeding tickets all too often ends with policeman and not-arrestee spending some quality time in the bushes. If you only shifted not to get a ticket, that might put a damper on not having to pay money ...
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
- Error of Logic
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 1512
- Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:48 am
I assume you wouldn't want to be in the lady's position, though. ^^;squidflakes wrote:That's one of the reasons I've always wanted to be a cop. Not all the free sex, but the dumb bitches trying to use sex to get out of a ticket, and the looks on their faces when it does work.Error of Logic wrote:Hmm. The "don't arrest me, I'm sexy"-approach to speeding tickets all too often ends with policeman and not-arrestee spending some quality time in the bushes. If you only shifted not to get a ticket, that might put a damper on not having to pay money ...
Non-pervert. (Title bestowed by ManaUser.)
Deviating from the norm on a forum of the deviant? What does that make me?
Please keep your rhinoceros grey.
webcomic
Deviating from the norm on a forum of the deviant? What does that make me?
Please keep your rhinoceros grey.
webcomic
- Squidflakes
- Cartoon Villain
- Posts: 4484
- Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:49 am
- Location: Hovering Squidworld 97A
- Contact:
Eh, I've gotten tickets before, and in all but two cases, I know I deserved them.Error of Logic wrote:I assume you wouldn't want to be in the lady's position, though. ^^;squidflakes wrote:That's one of the reasons I've always wanted to be a cop. Not all the free sex, but the dumb bitches trying to use sex to get out of a ticket, and the looks on their faces when it does work.Error of Logic wrote:Hmm. The "don't arrest me, I'm sexy"-approach to speeding tickets all too often ends with policeman and not-arrestee spending some quality time in the bushes. If you only shifted not to get a ticket, that might put a damper on not having to pay money ...
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
Visit the Naughty Tentacle Cosplay Gallery
-
Schol-R-LEA
- Regular Poster
- Posts: 161
- Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
- Location: The People's Republic of Berkeley
- Contact:
I don't suppose anyone will be surprised that I've been following Abstract Gender since the series began...
Now if you pardon me, I have to go switch out the Ranma 1/2 tape in the VCR, they go back to the library on monday and I wanted to makes sure I'd finished them
I'm a fat, sad, sorry little excuse for a fanboy, aren't I?
Now if you pardon me, I have to go switch out the Ranma 1/2 tape in the VCR, they go back to the library on monday and I wanted to makes sure I'd finished them
Schol-R-LEA;2 ELF JAM LCF BiWM MGT GS
First Speaker, Last Eristic Church of Finagle and Holy Bisexuality
#define KINSEY (rand() % 7)
You draw it, we misinterpret it. - Bo Lindbergh
First Speaker, Last Eristic Church of Finagle and Holy Bisexuality
#define KINSEY (rand() % 7)
You draw it, we misinterpret it. - Bo Lindbergh
- Error of Logic
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 1512
- Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:48 am
? Oh, please. I've heard of much worse.
Non-pervert. (Title bestowed by ManaUser.)
Deviating from the norm on a forum of the deviant? What does that make me?
Please keep your rhinoceros grey.
webcomic
Deviating from the norm on a forum of the deviant? What does that make me?
Please keep your rhinoceros grey.
webcomic