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Hmm. The "don't arrest me, I'm sexy"-approach to speeding tickets all too often ends with policeman and not-arrestee spending some quality time in the bushes. If you only shifted not to get a ticket, that might put a damper on not having to pay money ...
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Error of Logic wrote:Hmm. The "don't arrest me, I'm sexy"-approach to speeding tickets all too often ends with policeman and not-arrestee spending some quality time in the bushes. If you only shifted not to get a ticket, that might put a damper on not having to pay money ...
That's one of the reasons I've always wanted to be a cop. Not all the free sex, but the dumb bitches trying to use sex to get out of a ticket, and the looks on their faces when it does work.
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squidflakes wrote:
Error of Logic wrote:Hmm. The "don't arrest me, I'm sexy"-approach to speeding tickets all too often ends with policeman and not-arrestee spending some quality time in the bushes. If you only shifted not to get a ticket, that might put a damper on not having to pay money ...
That's one of the reasons I've always wanted to be a cop. Not all the free sex, but the dumb bitches trying to use sex to get out of a ticket, and the looks on their faces when it does work.
I assume you wouldn't want to be in the lady's position, though. ^^;
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Error of Logic wrote:
squidflakes wrote:
Error of Logic wrote:Hmm. The "don't arrest me, I'm sexy"-approach to speeding tickets all too often ends with policeman and not-arrestee spending some quality time in the bushes. If you only shifted not to get a ticket, that might put a damper on not having to pay money ...
That's one of the reasons I've always wanted to be a cop. Not all the free sex, but the dumb bitches trying to use sex to get out of a ticket, and the looks on their faces when it does work.
I assume you wouldn't want to be in the lady's position, though. ^^;
Eh, I've gotten tickets before, and in all but two cases, I know I deserved them.
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I don't suppose anyone will be surprised that I've been following Abstract Gender since the series began...

Now if you pardon me, I have to go switch out the Ranma 1/2 tape in the VCR, they go back to the library on monday and I wanted to makes sure I'd finished them :) I'm a fat, sad, sorry little excuse for a fanboy, aren't I?
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? Oh, please. I've heard of much worse.
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