Thooomm

Chaser617 · Post by **Chaser617** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:49 pm

Sariah wrote:
Madmoonie wrote:Anyone notice the Rac In Black were armed?
Yeah, I did notice. Where was he hiding that crossbow?

stadnard issue pants of holding, gurenteed to hold anything, from a four foot long sword to a holdout crossbow....

Detrius · Post by **Detrius** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:29 pm

Madmoonie wrote:Anyone notice the Rac In Black were armed?

>.>

<.<

Noisy cricket, anyone?

Dapple · Post by **Dapple** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:46 pm

Hey is Kraken edible....Kraken sushi!

Trump · Post by **Trump** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:22 pm

Chaser617 wrote:
Sariah wrote:
Madmoonie wrote:Anyone notice the Rac In Black were armed?
Yeah, I did notice. Where was he hiding that crossbow?
stadnard issue pants of holding, gurenteed to hold anything, from a four foot long sword to a holdout crossbow....

Sort of reminds me of Highlander the series. Duncan always seemed able to pull a katana out from seemingly nowhere. Sure it could be somewhere in that trenchcoat, but then again with alot of the chasing he does and such, it couldn't be at his side without revealing itself slightly, and it couldn't be easily accessed if it was on his back while he still had the trenchcoat on....

Chaser617 · Post by **Chaser617** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:43 pm

Actually that was what I was referencing, among our gamming group, we actually called that the 'Trentchcoat of Holding.' It was the only way we could explain it, then, we realized other people were pulling swords out of nowhere, and one person finially said 'They must have pants of Holding!'

StrangeWulf13 · Post by **StrangeWulf13** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:38 pm

Okay... I'm only gonna say this once, so listen up...

*takes out megaphone*

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN UNARMED RAC CONAN!!!

Honestly, people... you've been reading this how long and you're still amazed that everyone goes around armed? Even when you know how conservative Ralph is?

You're all meeting your daily quota of foolishness if you ask me...

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:42 pm

I know, but I am still surprised that a lawyer carries a weapon, and is proficcent enough to use it, much less hide it somewhere. Who knows where he put the thing.

StrangeWulf13 · Post by **StrangeWulf13** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:43 pm

................................

Do you even listen to the words I'm speaking?

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:52 pm

No, I'm sorry, I just don't see the Yankees making the pennent this year.

(take that how you will

)

Yes, I guess I wasn't really paying attention.

Straw · Post by **Straw** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:28 am

StrangeWulf13 wrote:Okay... I'm only gonna say this once, so listen up...

*takes out megaphone*

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN UNARMED RAC CONAN!!!

Honestly, people... you've been reading this how long and you're still amazed that everyone goes around armed? Even when you know how conservative Ralph is?

You're all meeting your daily quota of foolishness if you ask me...

I was under the impression that the rac'conan who said that was referring to their lux skills...

Anyhow a crossbow that size is pretty easy to hide with the robe he's wearing. Especially if it's a compact model which snaps into shape with a spring. Hmm maybe the RiB has the rac'conan equivalent of Q?

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:54 am

Wonder how much hell Quentyn's gonna catch over the seismic event he just created.....and with the ground heave so close to Lady Rose's house, what kind of damage is it going to sustain?

Also...THOOOOM!!! In a confined space...

...we know the swamp kraken is sushi, but how'd Quentyn fare? Wonder if his ears are gonna be ringin' like a kettle bell like they were when he blew the Gragum's head to bits underwater?

S'aaruuk

Tom Mazanec · Post by **Tom Mazanec** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:24 am

Well, the "errend" is not Quenty's fault, it's Lady Rose' if it is anyone. The well is history with that explosion, but that is better than Quenty being history. And unless the lawyers are mageblind, it is a little bit odd that they would carry crossbows (though lawyer might be a good profession for a mageblind Rac. Anyone notice a collar?)

Squirrelly61104 · Post by **Squirrelly61104** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:05 am

maxgoof:

I'd love to know how a swamp kraken got into her well.

Well, that's what happens when you let your reactors leak tritium in the water supply.

(sorry. local joke.)

Tom Mazanec:

unless the lawyers are mageblind, it is a little bit odd that they would carry crossbows

ANYONE can learn the martial arts. If they want to dedicate years of time, effort, and dedication to it.
Orrrrr they could run down to the one stop crossbow shop and pick up a .357 compact crossbow and take some lessons. My guess is that serious fighting magic is something like that. A matter not only of power (i can throw a lightning bolt) but of reflexes (wait wait throw the bolt now) and being able to stay calm enough to focus power under stress conditions (gather power for... holy crud look at the size of the teeth on that hork)

Finally, what is Lady Rose going to tell Quentyn the name the beast was?
Obviously

Quentyn, Phil the Kraken!

Doink · Post by **Doink** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:20 am

StrangeWulf13 wrote: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN UNARMED RAC CONAN!!!

So by your logic rac conan babies are born with daggers in their hands?

Just kidding.

You've made your point, Strange.

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:37 am

Doink wrote: So by your logic rac conan babies are born with daggers in their hands?

no but they're lethally cute and have these eyes that... that,

oh no! I can't stand the eyes any longer! AAAAAAAAAHH! *runs away yelling*

Kerry Skydancer · Post by **Kerry Skydancer** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:41 am

They don't need daggers at that age, Doink - they've got the cuteness factor to get their way.

Edit: D'oh! Ya beat me to it, Shyal.

Chaser617 · Post by **Chaser617** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:50 pm

ok, pants of holding joke didn't go over too well........

Wanderwolf · Post by **Wanderwolf** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:20 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:Oooooh! First swamp kraken, then ground cracken!!!

Sushi anyone?

Aw, you killed the joke on its way out. It goes:

First you have swamp kraken.

Then you have ground crackin'.

Then you have ground kraken.

Yours truly,

The pun-loving, fun-loving,

Wanderer

Acolyte · Post by **Acolyte** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:24 pm

Madmoonie wrote:I know, but I am still surprised that a lawyer carries a weapon, and is proficcent enough to use it,

Kids these days. Never read "The Dosadi Experiment", have you?

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:35 pm

Wanderwolf wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:Oooooh! First swamp kraken, then ground cracken!!!

Sushi anyone?
Aw, you killed the joke on its way out. It goes:

First you have swamp kraken.

Then you have ground crackin'.

Then you have ground kraken.

Yours truly,

The pun-loving, fun-loving,

Wanderer

What puzzles me is what made that 'THOOOOM!!!'? I don't think that Quentyn had any pyrotechnics on him, so unless that kraken had burst like an highly overinflated pool toy, I don't know what would cause such an earth shaking event.

Hmm. If you bred a kraken with a holstein, would you get a Krakow?