Chaszmyr Mae'Val wrote:You want plot in a porn movie?
It's more imaginative a premise than most I've seen of late, and for some reason it makes me think of the original Master Of Orion PC strategy game...
Yes! Yes I want plot in a porn movie. Cause just having sex on tape ceased to be apealing to me about 10 minutes into my first american porn movie.
I like Plot. I like characterization. I Like an intriguing premise. I like for characters to react to the sex around them*. I like for the story to flow naturally into sex, rather than sex being the only reason for the story. I like to be surprised by Plot Twists.
It's one of the reasons I like hentai. Even the worst, most incoherent rambling hentai has a discernable story(well, almost always), as opposed to just being "sex on tape."
*"Oh baby, Oh baby, do me" does not count as reacting to the sex around you. There needs to be coherent dialogue. At least as coherent as the rest of the films.
Think the Unthinkable,
Do the Undoable,
"F" the Ineffable,
And Unscrew the Inscrutable.
As best I can tell the entire plot is as followes:
The princess has come of age and will marry whoever can satisfy her. Five "princes" show up to do the job, but (spoiler warning) in the end she marries all of them and has a nice orgy.
For a porn movie, the the premise is as good as any maybe even better than average, but they don't really take it any farther than that.
I like a little plot in my porn, as little as possible.
Like the Assman series.
To whit:
A woman is getting fucked from behind by some random guy, who finishes up, and moves out of the way. Suddenly, the door bursts open and in comes a man in nothing but a cape, mask, and fanny pack full of lube.
"OH NO! ITS ASSMAN!" yells the woman.
Then Assman flings a fistfull of lube at the woman's ass and fucks it like its going out of style.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
Actually, that is why I picked up hentai, it had plot.
You know, something like:
Penis-Demons have been unleashed by unwitting schoolgirls, and now our superheroine must use her pussy power to kill them or fuck them, whichever comes first. There are even "bosses" and that crap. I love it.
Heh... I was watching the Daiakuji series when my video card died(now I can't play any games, watch any video file, or use anything with java technology without locking up... waiting on my next paycheck for a new card...) which seems to be pretty good...
I liked Story of Little Monica, Demon Warrior Koji, Deffinitely liked the Black Bible series... Mahou Shoujo Ai... Temptation... Most of the Cool Devices series....
Think the Unthinkable,
Do the Undoable,
"F" the Ineffable,
And Unscrew the Inscrutable.
