So Then I Wonder, "How Can I Introduce Myself?"

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:31 pm

There, there, Lady BEC . . . I assure you that Doombees are, in fact, very real, and they shall soon become our overlords and masters as prophesied in days of yore. Apocalypse honey shall flow forth from every spigot and font, and doom shall rain down on Drunk Duck, Webcomics Nation, and everyone else who dares affront Comic Genesis with their foolish mockeries of an existence.

We'll also have cool new Doombee hats.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:45 pm

And all is right with the universe once again. Whew.

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:47 pm

Jim North wrote:There, there, Lady BEC . . . I assure you that Doombees are, in fact, very real, and they shall soon become our overlords and masters as prophesied in days of yore. Apocalypse honey shall flow forth from every spigot and font, and doom shall rain down on Drunk Duck, Webcomics Nation, and everyone else who dares affront Comic Genesis with their foolish mockeries of an existence.

We'll also have cool new Doombee hats.

*sniffles*

Really?

Whew! I didn't know what I was gonna do. I really want one of those cool Doombee hats!

PF27 · Post by **PF27** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:49 pm

Jim North wrote:There, there, Lady BEC . . . I assure you that Doombees are, in fact, very real, and they shall soon become our overlords and masters as prophesied in days of yore. Apocalypse honey shall flow forth from every spigot and font, and doom shall rain down on Drunk Duck, Webcomics Nation, and everyone else who dares affront Comic Genesis with their foolish mockeries of an existence.

We'll also have cool new Doombee hats.

LIES! The Doombees died out years ago!Can I get one of those hats?

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:36 pm

Mmm, fresh meat...

Uh, I mean, welcome new person!

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:35 am

*waits for the day when someone with the usrname: Doombee does a "hi I'm new" thread*

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:43 am

Hello new person!

Welcome in!

When I first joined I started on the chat, and everyone was very friendly.

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:44 pm

Jim North wrote:There, there, Lady BEC . . . I assure you that Doombees are, in fact, very real, and they shall soon become our overlords and masters as prophesied in days of yore. Apocalypse honey shall flow forth from every spigot and font, and doom shall rain down on Drunk Duck, Webcomics Nation, and everyone else who dares affront Comic Genesis with their foolish mockeries of an existence.

We'll also have cool new Doombee hats.

(Just because there aren't enough instances in which to use this thing normally.)

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:18 pm

So did we scare him off?

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:58 pm

You know, not everyone has the dedication and courage that some of us do. Many poeple are unable to push themselves to the point of monitoring the forums for more than five, maybe six, hours a day.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:15 pm

Them and their "social lives." Weaklings, all of them.

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:27 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:Them and their "social lives." Weaklings, all of them.

Indeed. I hear that some poeple interrupt what they're doing to go to those "job" things. Really, it's a sickness. An addiction. Some poeple simply have no inner strength at all.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:56 pm

The Snoo wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:Them and their "social lives." Weaklings, all of them.
Indeed. I hear that some poeple interrupt what they're doing to go to those "job" things. Really, it's a sickness. An addiction. Some poeple simply have no inner strength at all.

And some of us are so addicted that they continue to monitor the forums while at these so-called "jobs".

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:43 pm

*dismisses the fabricated evidence*

Obviously, it's trick photography. A trick of the light. Swamp gas, under a weather balloon. Flim flammery of the lowest sort. I tell you, the wool will not be pulled over these eyes!

Realityendshere · Post by **Realityendshere** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:28 pm

Shocking. Well I can do nothing else but endorse Sparrow's plot for world domination. Which may or may not involve doombees, pirates and possibly pirates with doombees in there mouths that shoot doombees at you when they say "Arrr".

GO SPARROW!

Oh and hi there new guy. I guess I should tell you to get in the box. But I'm in the box. And honestly it was more comfortable without you! Eh... what the hell. Welcome aboard.

Dave Against The Machine · Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:01 pm

Speaking of boxes. Why is it "box fodder"?

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:20 pm

Just be happy you're not box fodder anymore . . . you filthy customer!

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:22 pm

I know this was about 5 posts ago, but could somebody please help the noob out and explain "Doombees", please?

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:28 pm

ahaugen wrote:I know this was about 5 posts ago, but could somebody please help the noob out and explain "Doombees", please?

Educate yourself!

Dave Against The Machine · Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:29 pm

Duh. Thers bees that SPREAD DOOM!!!!!! Nah. Im not even sure dude. Your not alone.