So Then I Wonder, "How Can I Introduce Myself?"

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:32 pm

Dave, I'm afraid to inform you that the so-called "Bill Gates' soul" you possess is a fake.

The Devil is no dummy. He knows how much the soul of the man responsible for unleashing Microsoft on the world is. He wouldn't dare part with it, no matter what the price. Also, he is the Devil, and lying and cheating are not necessarily out of his league. Yes my friend, I believe you got jypped.

Devil 1 Dave 0

Don't feel bad though. He does this kind of thing alot. It's probably a very nice replica.

PF27 · Post by **PF27** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:10 am

Tch, you're all wrong. Bill gates still has his soul. He traded it back from the devil with an offer of 'This amazing new Service Pack 2!"

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:39 am

Ok, I'm confused again. I thought Bill Gates and the Devil were the same person.

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:31 am

Nah.

God sent us Jesus.
Satan sent us Bill Gates.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:11 am

I wonder if Bill Gates is the most hated man alive. I know there are other really hated people, but Windows has such the install base.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:18 am

What did Bill Gates' wife say on their wedding night?

"Well, now I know why you call your company microsoft..."

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:18 am

Tellurider wrote:What did Bill Gates' wife say on their wedding night?

"Well, now I know why you call your company microsoft..."

And Bill Gates is no longer in possession of his soul, but Satan doesn't have it. It has been spread among every computer that uses the Windows OS. You've seen T3? Yeah. Bill Gates' soul is now SkyNet.

Dave Against The Machine · Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:06 am

Soul..... Fake..... Thats not posable

Its anoying and everything. All he talks about is how he so called invented the enternet, and how rich he is.

SATAN MUST DIE.

And I know just the person who can help. *calls Constantine*

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:59 am

Dave Against The Machine wrote:Soul..... Fake..... Thats not posable

Yah, real souls have far more articulation points.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:02 pm

Maybe he meant 'posable' in the action figure posing sense.

Of course souls aren't posable, they are not to be touched. Display only.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:19 pm

JTigerclaw wrote:Maybe he meant 'posable' in the action figure posing sense.

What do you think I meant?

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:25 pm

Jim North wrote:
JTigerclaw wrote: Maybe he meant 'posable' in the action figure posing sense.
What do you think I meant?

...uh... Oh.

I misinterpreted. Oops. *knows nothing of action figures*

I feel such shame.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:28 pm

Dave Against The Machine wrote:Soul..... Fake..... Thats not posable Its anoying and everything. All he talks about is how he so called invented the enternet, and how rich he is. SATAN MUST DIE. And I know just the person who can help. *calls Constantine*

Oh, oh, oh. You have AL GORE'S soul. Yeah. Easy to confuse, I know.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:46 pm

Psh, impossible.

Everyone knows Al Gore is a robot.

Dave Against The Machine · Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:40 pm

It,s so obvious. Becaus Al is close to AI, artificial intelligence.
How could we be so ignorant.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:41 pm

Dave Against The Machine wrote:It,s so obvious. Becaus Al is close to AI, artificial intelligence.
How could we be so ignorant.

It's easy. I just ignore everything around me.