Swallowing the key

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Swallowing the key

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Aww. Does this mean Pierce won't be having an overt relation with everyone's favorite bobcat? I also noticed they were no longer poised for a smooch.
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They could be secret and tricksy about it. :twisted:
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Tell me about it Alfy, of course when you go to a known gay bar with your boyfriend and find people from work who you last thought are str8 it does make things awkward, especially with the whole DADT policy. . .

Well CD, we already know that locks aren't going to keep Rhonda out of things, and by the looks of things past and current Pierce cracks like an egg.

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Today's comic has amused me greatly. Unfortunately, my roommate got curious about what I was laughing. Of course, I panicked and discreetly smashed a hotkey so when he got a look at the screen he saw this. Though I'm glad he knows better than to ask questions I'm kinda' wishing I had hit a more plausible website.
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Metaphorically speaking

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Okay, having a graphic description of what could be waiting for him when he comes out, it's understandable if Pierce is even more reticent than usual, however...

Am I the only dirty minded person who thinks 'swallowing the key' might be a poor choice of metaphors, under the current circumstances? :wink:
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Re: Metaphorically speaking

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squirrelly61104 wrote:Am I the only dirty minded person who thinks 'swallowing the key' might be a poor choice of metaphors, under the current circumstances? :wink:
You aren't <i>now</i>. :x
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cassol203 wrote:
squirrelly61104 wrote:Am I the only dirty minded person who thinks 'swallowing the key' might be a poor choice of metaphors, under the current circumstances? :wink:
You aren't <i>now</i>. :x
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Judging from the general trend of UH, we won't be seeing Pierce "swallowing the key" any time soon, implied or otherwise.
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Darn! I missed the party! :twisted:
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Pierce is simply too cute to not be swallowing keys.

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Well, now you lot have gone and done it. "Swallowing the key" is now forever redefined for me as a euphamism for fellatio.

Thanks!

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squirrelly61104 wrote:Am I the only dirty minded person who thinks 'swallowing the key' might be a poor choice of metaphors, under the current circumstances? :wink:
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Most. Quotable. Movie. Ever.

And just to let everyone know how naive a regular forumite could be, I had no idea what you guys were talking about with swallowing keys. :oops:
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Andrick wrote:Most. Quotable. Movie. Ever.

And just to let everyone know how naive a regular forumite could be, I had no idea what you guys were talking about with swallowing keys. :oops:
Aww, isn't that cute? Here, have a key...

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I'm surprised, my mind didn't come up with this before it was pointed out. Am I losing my touch? Am I growing... vanilla?

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Andrick wrote:Most. Quotable. Movie. Ever.
AGREED.
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My favorite quote still has to be:
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But, that's digressing from the point of this thread. How long's it gonna' be before Rhonda finds out? Or Alice? Kitty-boi just confided in the wrong person for keeping a secret.
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Why is Pierce the wrong guy for keeping a secret? It's not like he's done badly at keeping any so far.

Maybe he did come out of the closet to Alex...but that was part self-defense, part reciprication, and part crush motivated, I suspect.

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Uh... Because Pierce can be read like an open book?
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allan_ecker wrote:Well, now you lot have gone and done it. "Swallowing the key" is now forever redefined for me as a euphamism for fellatio.
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