Do you know Queen Anne?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:17 pm

Would this be the Queen Ann who really digs resistors but completely shuns a Wheatstone Bridge.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:26 pm

Ghastly wrote:Would this be the Queen Ann who really digs resistors but completely shuns a Wheatstone Bridge.

No, but she sure loves programming.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:13 pm

Queen Anne:

She's narcissistic, but hates herself,
she'll read a book, but won't touch the shelf.
She starts the day withs a muffin and eggs,
a cup of coffee (but she's scared of the dregs.)

Once, twin brothers asked her out on a date.
She went with Bobby (but why not Nate?)

If the Queen is starting to piss you off, that's her mission.
She may be missing today, but she hasn't gone fishin'.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:25 pm

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:Alright, I'm going to give this a shot...

Is it the same Queen Anne who adores champagne but won't touch sparkling wine?
She came but did not reach orgasm?
She'll take a shit but won't even think of defecating?

Oh, dear no... Champagne is to refined... Our girl drinks hooch. But she can be quite demure as well... The only euphemism I've ever heard her use for orgasm was that it made her kitty purr, and to "take a shit" would be far too vulgar. Queen Anne *ahem...* poos.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:46 pm

aeridus wrote:King Bob loves blueberries but hates lettuce.

The name rings a bell... Can you tell me anything more about him?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:51 pm

Honor wrote:
aeridus wrote:King Bob loves blueberries but hates lettuce.
The name rings a bell... Can you tell me anything more about him?

Certainly... he's also fond of strawberries and lemons but will never touch an amethyst.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:01 pm

Is this the same King Bob who drives cars but would never ride a horse?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:25 pm

King Bob is ambivalent about cars and horses. He can't stand alligators though.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:29 pm

Is this the same King Bob that loves cherries but hates oranges?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:38 pm

Yes Squiddy, you're thinking of the same King Bob.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:38 pm

Just to make sure, this is the King Bob who loves Robins in pine trees by the sea, but he can't stand Orioles in oaks in the fall.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:21 pm

squidflakes wrote:Just to make sure, this is the King Bob who loves Robins in pine trees by the sea, but he can't stand Orioles in oaks in the fall.

He certainly loves robins by the sea, but he prefers them near dandelions. As for orioles, he likes some breeds more than others. oaks and the fall strike him as indifferent.

Dudegirl · Post by **Dudegirl** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:30 pm

Meh. I'll never get it.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:57 pm

Some... breeds... he likes more than others...? Hm. Let's see.

There's the African Golden Oriole... The Black Oriole, the Maroon Oriole, and the Black and Crimson Oriole... There are Black-headed (and Western Black-headed), Black-hooded, Black-naped, and Black-winged Orioles... There are Green-headed, Olive-backed, White-bellied, Dark-throated, and White-lored Orioles, as well as those we call Great Billed. There are Yellow, Green, Brown, Silver, and Golden Orioles... As well as Forest, Ceram, Timor, Halmahera, and Isabella Orioles...

Pray... How does he feel about those?

And are we to take it he dislikes Pines? And, just to be clear... Unlike his royal cousin Anne... While she prefers to place things into categories of likes and dislikes, there are also things he is quite simply indifferent to.

I'm sure I know him... But Im having the most difficult time bringing him to mind.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:04 pm

For those still thinking of Anne... We were talking about ships today.

She strongly prefers clippers, schooners, and ferries... while she dislikes some of my favorites: destroyers, submarines, and (of course) dreadnoughts. At least we agree, we both love battleships.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:12 pm

Honor wrote: And are we to take it he dislikes Pines? And, just to be clear... Unlike his royal cousin Anne... While she prefers to place things into categories of likes and dislikes, there are also things he is quite simply indifferent to.

Maroon Oriole he dislikes, Black and Crimson Orioles are cool by him, Green-headed Orioles frighten him, Olive-backed Orioles bug him, Yellow Orioles delight him, Green Orioles are detestable to him, and the rest he is unfamiliar with as they don't live in his kingdom.

Pines are not to his taste, true.

Also, you are correct in inferring that he's indifferent to many things.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:09 am

I think I know the gentleman...

If it's the fellow I'm thinking of, I was in his fridge recently, looking for a drink. There were plenty of cans of Coke and Dr. Pepper, but nary a Sprite or 7-Up to be found.

Sweet or Sour · Post by **Sweet or Sour** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:20 am

he likes apples but not grapes?
he likes pineapple flesh but not pine needles?
he likes the open sky but not dirt?

but does he like snow....

oh, and how does he feel about things like 'fastness' or 'jumping' or 'sadness'

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:37 am

I'm so lost

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:52 am

Sweet or Sour wrote:he likes apples but not grapes?
he likes pineapple flesh but not pine needles?
he likes the open sky but not dirt?

but does he like snow....

oh, and how does he feel about things like 'fastness' or 'jumping' or 'sadness'

If I remember correctly, there are sorts of apples and grapes he quite fancies... And others he abhors. Sure, open clear sky, at midday is soothing to him, but don't try to talk to him at sunset... It's hit or miss.

"I could be wrong, now... But I don't think so."