Goddessmisca wrote:She can just go to heck, cause she'd never go to Hell.
(Yes, the frustrated misca is actually trying.)
Not quite... though she does prefer fluffy clouds instead of Heaven.
GOD DAMNIT!
Queen Anne can go fuck herself -_-
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake* ~aeridus
Naa, she'd never fuck herself, she does however, diddle.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
She loves furries but has no patience for catgirls... And she'll certainly go to hell... Heck wouldn't have her.
You know... Everyone else calls me "Honor", but Queen Anne always uses my middle names... Brenna, and Lynne.
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
True, not even Queen Anne understand the rules for this, but she's gotten the highest score. (Ok, that might be stretching it a little)
Perhaps some basic facts...
She likes her dates tall, but not lanky,
She likes them skinny, but not lean,
She likes them to be Keen, but not smarter than her,
She likes them dapper, but not georgous
And, though she loves to fool around, she can't stand a horny lover.
Think the Unthinkable,
Do the Undoable,
"F" the Ineffable,
And Unscrew the Inscrutable.
She plays with her nipples but hates her breasts.
She has a pet squirrel but runs from rodents.
She gorges on butter and abstains from bread.
She looks attractive but not beautiful.
She prefers nannies and babysitters instead of daycare.
She loves innocence but can't stand virgins.
She wants her coffee stirred, not shaken.
aeridus wrote:She loves innocence but can't stand virgins.
And yet she delights in popping the occasional cherry. People who can't figure out her tastes sometimes accuse her of being a tease, but she's really more of a coquette. She hates being slandered so, but likes to make her own accusations.
~~Jake~~
The three most important things are Freedom, Love, and Honor. Everything else is trivial.
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake* ~aeridus
Ah yes... She swore she'd have nothing to do with lawyers from that day on, then went right out and retained a barrister... And an attorney.
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
As far as I'm concerned, it can be one of those threads that gets dug up every now and then when someone gets bored, and the new people can read over it and join in. People always need something to figure out.
Or, as Queen Anne put it once... "I can't stand a mystery... But I do love riddles and puzzles."
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
I shall start a new ruleset for those who've figured out Queen Anne... These will be under King Bob to avoid confusion. Also, it will be a bit tougher, be warned!
Is it the same Queen Anne who adores champagne but won't touch sparkling wine?
She came but did not reach orgasm?
She'll take a shit but won't even think of defecating?
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:Alright, I'm going to give this a shot...
Is it the same Queen Anne who adores champagne but won't touch sparkling wine?
She came but did not reach orgasm?
She'll take a shit but won't even think of defecating?
Sadly, Queen Anne abhors all of that. Although, she loves likker, she's always on the crapper, and she uses a buzzing vibrator.
~aeridus
