What a loser.
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SolidusRaccoon
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What a loser.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.
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UncleMonty
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Anyone who'd laugh off an attack by a raccoon doesn't know raccoons... Unless it was a baby one. An adult male can reach about 35 pounds weight, and they are more likely to scratch and bite than most animals of their size.
They also tend to carry rabies and roundworms. I mean, look at what they eat...
They also tend to carry rabies and roundworms. I mean, look at what they eat...
Avoid those who speak badly of the people, for such wish to rule over you.
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Astral
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*Stops wresteling with the tin foil he scavenged out of the garbage* Hayyy! I'll have you know I eat nothing worse then you humans are willing to throw away. I meen lookat this, a whole bag full of fish guts, just left to waste!UncleMonty wrote:Anyone who'd laugh off an attack by a raccoon doesn't know raccoons... Unless it was a baby one. An adult male can reach about 35 pounds weight, and they are more likely to scratch and bite than most animals of their size.
They also tend to carry rabies and roundworms. I mean, look at what they eat...
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Doink
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Mmm, fish guts...Astral wrote:*Stops wresteling with the tin foil he scavenged out of the garbage* Hayyy! I'll have you know I eat nothing worse then you humans are willing to throw away. I meen lookat this, a whole bag full of fish guts, just left to waste!UncleMonty wrote:Anyone who'd laugh off an attack by a raccoon doesn't know raccoons... Unless it was a baby one. An adult male can reach about 35 pounds weight, and they are more likely to scratch and bite than most animals of their size.
They also tend to carry rabies and roundworms. I mean, look at what they eat...
Both a heart and a brain are necessary for survival. Without one, the other will quickly perish.
"I decline to accept the end of man [...] Man will not only endure, but prevail...." - William Faulkner
"I can say—not as a patriotic bromide, but with full knowledge of the necessary metaphysical, epistemological, ethical, political and aesthetic roots—that the United States of America is the greatest, the noblest and, in its original founding principles, the only moral country in the history of the world." - Ayn Rand
"I decline to accept the end of man [...] Man will not only endure, but prevail...." - William Faulkner
"I can say—not as a patriotic bromide, but with full knowledge of the necessary metaphysical, epistemological, ethical, political and aesthetic roots—that the United States of America is the greatest, the noblest and, in its original founding principles, the only moral country in the history of the world." - Ayn Rand
and they smell so good after 3 or 4 days. How could you resist?Doink wrote:Mmm, fish guts...Astral wrote:*Stops wresteling with the tin foil he scavenged out of the garbage* Hayyy! I'll have you know I eat nothing worse then you humans are willing to throw away. I meen lookat this, a whole bag full of fish guts, just left to waste!UncleMonty wrote:Anyone who'd laugh off an attack by a raccoon doesn't know raccoons... Unless it was a baby one. An adult male can reach about 35 pounds weight, and they are more likely to scratch and bite than most animals of their size.
They also tend to carry rabies and roundworms. I mean, look at what they eat...
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
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Fishguts? 
FISHGUTS?!!?
* Runs hurriedly down to sublevel G-17 *
Nooooooo!
Alright, who took experiment FX-37 from refrigerator M-17?
There's a reason that thing was in there!
And they WEREN'T fishguts,...
There's actually a scientific name for what it was, but that escapes me at this moment..
I remeber it was hard to pronounce, and even more difficult to spell. 
Drat, now I'll need to get another... Well you probably don't want to know anyways, plausible deniability is always important to maintain... =^^=
FISHGUTS?!!?
* Runs hurriedly down to sublevel G-17 *
Nooooooo!
Alright, who took experiment FX-37 from refrigerator M-17?
There's a reason that thing was in there!
And they WEREN'T fishguts,...
There's actually a scientific name for what it was, but that escapes me at this moment..
I remeber it was hard to pronounce, and even more difficult to spell. Drat, now I'll need to get another... Well you probably don't want to know anyways, plausible deniability is always important to maintain... =^^=
Always tell the truth, that way you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark twain
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StrangeWulf13
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