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Guildmaster Van · Post by **Guildmaster Van** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:36 am

rkolter wrote:You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.

And don't forget that episode of Futurama - How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back.

Princess · Post by **Princess** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:50 pm

I like men because they are straight forward

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:29 pm

I love men because I can beat them up.....well, not all but a lot of them

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:34 pm

I like the ladies, cause of....

*uses his hands to make vague curvey sort of gestures in the air*

Yeah...

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:06 pm

mrs_rkolter wrote:I love men because I can beat them up.....well, not all but a lot of them

My favourite thing about Zwuh is that he doesn't bruise.

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:26 pm

blackaby wrote:
mrs_rkolter wrote:I love men because I can beat them up.....well, not all but a lot of them
My favourite thing about Zwuh is that he doesn't bruise.

That's what I'm looking for: A girlfriend I can beat up but who doesn't show the bruises.

Sincerely · Post by **Sincerely** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:29 pm

Ian Moulding wrote:
blackaby wrote:
mrs_rkolter wrote:I love men because I can beat them up.....well, not all but a lot of them :twisted:
My favourite thing about Zwuh is that he doesn't bruise. :D
That's what I'm looking for: A girlfriend I can beat up but who doesn't show the bruises.

*mauls Ian for either being inappropriately sarcastic or a bastard. Whichever.*

Escushion · Post by **Escushion** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:05 pm

sincerely wrote:
Ian Moulding wrote:
blackaby wrote: My favourite thing about Zwuh is that he doesn't bruise.
That's what I'm looking for: A girlfriend I can beat up but who doesn't show the bruises.
*mauls Ian for either being inappropriately sarcastic or a bastard. Whichever.*

You really need to get those rabies tests, Sincerely

.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:38 am

The Snoo wrote:I like the ladies, cause of....

*uses his hands to make vague curvey sort of gestures in the air*

Yeah...

*joins in with slightly larger curvy gestures*

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:44 am

sincerely wrote:*mauls Ian for either being inappropriately sarcastic or a bastard. Whichever.*

That was something like my first instinct but, heck, all the women are saying they like beating up men.

- Joel Fagin

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:00 am

blackaby wrote:
mrs_rkolter wrote:I love men because I can beat them up.....well, not all but a lot of them
My favourite thing about Zwuh is that he doesn't bruise.

Neither do I, unfortuantely.

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:21 am

Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:46 am

K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.

Oh shit! It's Bing Crosby!

Keffria · Post by **Keffria** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:31 pm

K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.

Your avatar works so well with that statment.

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:38 pm

Keffria wrote:
K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.
Your avatar works so well with that statment.

...HOLY CRAP IT BLINKED!!!

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:43 pm

K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.

What if you don't have any oranges?

I don't bruise that easily either. I suppose years of bumping into things does that to a person, though I can't recall if I bruised easily as a child..

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:53 pm

K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.

But... don't the oranges bruise??

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:08 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:
K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.
But... don't the oranges bruise??

No, that's apples.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:13 pm

Pimpette wrote:
Mr.Bob wrote:
K-Dawg wrote:Geez, people if you don't want them to bruise, get a sock and fill it with oranges. That leaves no bruises when you hit em.
But... don't the oranges bruise??
No, that's apples.

Yeah, stop comparing apples to oranges.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:36 am

I bruise brown - and if it's really bad, dark purple. I was horribly scared to discover a few years ago that other people seem to bruise green and yellow. Seriously, what the crap is with that! If I saw part of my body going green or yellow, I'd think I was dying.