Charlie Brown's New Secret Weapon Against Arboreal Enemies

Bustertheclown · Post by **Bustertheclown** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:13 pm

Killer Kites

Dozens of kite related deaths and injuries reported a year? That's some hardcore, extreme kite flying!

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:14 pm

Let's go fly a ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:17 pm

Hmmm, how 'bout that.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:17 pm

that'd be an embarrasing way to die.

Kilre · Post by **Kilre** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:37 pm

now there's a novel idea
kill people with kites...

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:39 pm

Kilre wrote:now there's a novel idea
kill people with kites...

Nah. I used to fly kites with model rocket engines duct taped to them and 30 second delay fuses. I can totally see dying in some cool way with a kite.

Kilre · Post by **Kilre** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:59 pm

i never played with kites when i was a lad, so i'm out of touch with the kite world. tho, a kite almost choked me to death once, but that's minor compared to the other stuff i'd do

now, doing stunts on bikes, that is the way to die

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:05 pm

I'm still waiting to die in a bizarre gardening accident.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:06 pm

Death Kite String. Why are people still making it?

Ida · Post by **Ida** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:11 pm

Kilre wrote:now there's a novel idea
kill people with kites...

For a moment, there, I read that as "kill people with kitties"...
Though that might be a novel idea as well.

Kilre · Post by **Kilre** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:27 pm

well, kitties kill people all the time, too

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:29 pm

Kitties are more prone to go rogue, though. Kites are defintely the safer weapon.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:29 pm

Kilre wrote:well, kitties kill people all the time, too

that ... is a lie propagated by the liberal media and their homosexual agenda!

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:45 pm

Cope wrote:Kitties are more prone to go rogue, though. Kites are defintely the safer weapon.

But people won't suspect the kitties. "Aaaw, look, it's a little ki- Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!"

Kilre · Post by **Kilre** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:45 pm

ahaugen wrote:
that ... is a lie propagated by the liberal media and their homosexual agenda!

tell that to the kitty that cutely bites open your jugular

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:51 pm

cats fear me

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:09 pm

Kites fear me.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:15 pm

I fear kites.

So high up, able to swoop down at any minute...

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:31 pm

Pfft. All we have to do is set up a kite-eating tree defense grid and we'll be safe.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:36 pm

Tim wrote:Pfft. All we have to do is set up a kite-eating tree defense grid and we'll be safe.

but the kites could fly above the trees rendering them useless. what we need are satelites with lazers and ICBMs and hydrogen filled balloons that explode on contact

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