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SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:47 am

Ralph, you owe me a new keyboard.

Mike Fang · Post by **Mike Fang** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:07 am

BOO YA! Oh yeah, Squidge da' man! Er, bogie.

Shirogitsune · Post by **Shirogitsune** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:08 am

With friends like Squidge, who needs alarm systems?

Mjolnir · Post by **Mjolnir** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:36 am

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Wonderful! Just perfect! I love it!

- Mjolnir

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:43 am

Bogey fever, Got to bogey around,
Bogey fever, I think that Rahan's going down.

Uh, what's the time delay on those luxpoppers?

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:44 am

YEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW! (I'm from Texas, I'm allowed to do that.) Go Squidge! Go Squidge! Go Squidge! Its your birthday! Go Squidge!

........(ahem). Now that I have made a complete and utter fool of myself, let me continue by saying Quentyn needs to walk up, gather the feathers,....."Oops! Silly ol' me! Tossin' dem feathers' right all nice boys! Aw, shucks!" Calmly walk inside, and leave Rahan and his flunkies stewing in their own indiocy.

Lee M · Post by **Lee M** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:48 am

Madmoonie wrote:...Quentyn needs to walk up, gather the feathers,....."Oops! Silly ol' me! Tossin' dem feathers' right all nice boys! Aw, shucks!" Calmly walk inside, and leave Rahan and his flunkies stewing in their own indiocy.

I think he should just pick up the feathers and tell Rahan and his friends "I believe these are yours...catch!"

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:52 am

Lee M wrote:I think he should just pick up the feathers and tell Rahan and his friends "I believe these are yours...catch!"

That would diffenatly work. After all, Quentyn justs want to be a really helpful person.

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:55 am

[...unWARP!]

Good evening.

Not to mention arrest the little gang for attempt at breaking and entering AND previous breaking and entering, their confessions being coaxed a bit by Wildcard.

But where was Squidge before this happened, and why didn't he sound the alarm on the previous occasions?

Good one, Ralph!!

Maxgoof · Post by **Maxgoof** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:18 am

Gotta remember that the pillows are armed with luxpoppers. Maybe he could just use a bit of lux to hand the pillows to them from a safe distance.

*POOF* Oops! Sorry about that! I thought they were regular pillows.

Oh, and Squidge, you just paid your keep for a year.

MikeVanPelt · Post by **MikeVanPelt** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:27 am

"Do good for your enemy, for in doing so, you heap burning coals on his head."

I still think (assuming Quentyn did learn that "make the gunk all fall off" spell from the Frog Wizard way back when) he should give Rahan and his group a few moments to contemplate what it's going to be like getting all that pitch out of their fur, then casually walk up like he just got there, clean them up as he passes, and go into his office without saying a word. (It would be tempting to make some crack about messy children.)

GrayTiger · Post by **GrayTiger** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:34 am

Yeah right mike. Think about who the author of the story is and say that again with a straight face.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:07 am

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Now.....blow the poppers in the pillows....PLEASE!!!

And here's hoping there isn't a "clean-up" spell for getting tar & feathers out of fur.

Three cheers for Squidge.

S'aaruuk

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:20 am

May we have a cleanup in aisle three.

now blow the poppers in the pillows.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:13 am

Sharuuk wrote:ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Now.....blow the poppers in the pillows....PLEASE!!!

And here's hoping there isn't a "clean-up" spell for getting tar & feathers out of fur.

Three cheers for Squidge.

S'aaruuk

Since the three of them are stuck together and the pillows are at ground zero too, What would be better than to hear a little sputtering noise from them and seeing the "OH S***" expressions on their faces just before the feathers flew.

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:33 am

not much to say that hasn't been said.

but yeah, that was cool.

really cool.

JakeWasHere · Post by **JakeWasHere** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:54 am

I knew there was a missing X factor we weren't taking into account. Nice way of bringing Squidge back into the story, Ralph.

Tom Mazanec · Post by **Tom Mazanec** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:00 pm

Feathers are just a touch of silliness. It is the tar that causes the problems. It can actually clog a human's pores and kill him, I understand. And look how much trouble sea otters have with oil spills.

Astral · Post by **Astral** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:09 pm

One thing's for sure, that stuff ain't coming out easily.

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:53 pm

[...unWARP!]

Good evening.

I'm thinking that if Quentyn gets Rahan and co. arrested, he could strike a deal with his gang to press lesser charges against them, in exchange for confessions, and let Rahan get the big ones of breaking and entering, vandalism, theft, defacing property...

Zacatepongolas!

Until next time, remember:

I

AM

THE

J.A.M. (a.k.a. Numbuh i: "Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist")

Good evening.

[WARP!!!]