Hi everybody! *waves*

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:30 pm

Hello there, are you my new boxmate?

Welcome to The Box! It's dark and smelly in here, but after awhile it's just home sweet home. And don't mind the tenticles. They're here for your enjoyment. If you enjoy that sort of thing... Sweet Lord, you brought cookies and Mountain Dew?! A Joyous day indeed!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:27 am

See, the Box loses all it's purpose when people start enjoying being in it.

Which is very odd, what with all the sharp spikes and rotating blades in it.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:22 am

Maybe they're masochists...

...

HELLO NEW FRIENDS!

Realityendshere · Post by **Realityendshere** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:54 am

Aggghhhh!!! Talking Head!!! Get away from my goodies!!!

*Seizes a tentacle and swings it at JTigerclaw*

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:31 am

mcDuffies wrote:See, the Box loses all it's purpose when people start enjoying being in it.

It's just a Hellraiser effect. They're so far into pain that their broken minds begin to equate it with pleasure, and then they turn blue, wear black leather, and try to take over the world of the living.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:08 pm

realityendshere wrote:Aggghhhh!!! Talking Head!!! Get away from my goodies!!!

*Seizes a tentacle and swings it at JTigerclaw*

Yeah, whip me some more, dirty boy! Ow!

And give me your goodies!

...methinks I've been in this box for too long...

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:10 pm

JTigerclaw wrote:
realityendshere wrote:Aggghhhh!!! Talking Head!!! Get away from my goodies!!!

*Seizes a tentacle and swings it at JTigerclaw*
Yeah, whip me some more, dirty boy!

I want your goodies!

...methinks I've been in this box for too long...

No, that's just Comc Genesis as a whole. You wll learn to accept this new part of you, in time.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:26 pm

So these strange desires to don leather tights and enslave mankind?

These feelings are natural?

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:28 pm

JTigerclaw wrote:So these strange desires to dawn leather tights and enslave mankind?

These feelings are natural?

Around here?

Yes.

Though you might have to compete with Legostar on the whole "enslaving mankind" thing.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:37 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:
JTigerclaw wrote: So these strange desires to dawn leather tights and enslave mankind?

These feelings are natural?

Around here?

Yes.

Though you might have to compete with Legostar on the whole "enslaving mankind" thing.

I don't think I'm ready to compete yet. I'm still trying to come to terms with these strange feelings flooding my body. *twitch*

must...leather...up.

Rocknjosie · Post by **Rocknjosie** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:18 pm

Using leather for any other purpose than protection when riding a motorcycle is a waste of a perfectly good cow. Could you enslave the world in polyurthane chaps perhaps?

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:49 pm

That's not a bad idea. I wouldn't have much competition in the area of polyurethane pants'd supervillians. My flexible, durable pants would be the envy of all I enslave.

Destroying and torturing the human race is fine, as long as no innocent cows are needlessly harmed in the process.

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:10 pm

Ooooh and watch out for the other mad scentist, my husband, rkolter. Between those to guys, I'm surprised the the Midwest hasn't gone into thermal meltdown.

Doukasou · Post by **Doukasou** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:38 pm

fly fool, you know not your peril...

anyway, hiya

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:56 pm

JTigerclaw wrote:must...leather...up.

EDIT: 'Shopped the image for full effect!

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:43 pm

Jim North wrote:*awesome hellraiser pic*

Hey, you have a picture of Daddy!

Jim North wrote:GET IN THE BOX.

I did. I live here now. I'm getting carpet installed next week.

mrs_rkolter wrote:Ooooh and watch out for the other mad scentist, my husband, rkolter. Between those two guys, I'm surprised the the Midwest hasn't gone into thermal meltdown

*jot jot* Nemesis list updated. Though they aren't officially my nemesises (nemesi?) yet. I can't be a villian without my leather/polyurethane pants.

Wait...I'm still just a head, aren't I? Dammit!

Realityendshere · Post by **Realityendshere** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:56 pm

JTigerclaw wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:
JTigerclaw wrote: So these strange desires to dawn leather tights and enslave mankind?

These feelings are natural?

Around here?

Yes.

Though you might have to compete with Legostar on the whole "enslaving mankind" thing.
I don't think I'm ready to compete yet. I'm still trying to come to terms with these strange feelings flooding my body. *twitch*

must...leather...up.

Hey, you people can't take over the world! That was my idea!

*pouts*

Well... I suppose I suppose could change my plan to destroy the earth violently after you bicker and fight and destroy each other to claim it... That would be pure evil, and besides who wants to pay those taxes and insurances rates anyway?

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:09 am

You can't destroy taxes, I won't let you! Noooo!

....

Fine, destroy taxes. See if I care.

And if I die, let me die in leather. Only then will I die truly happy.

Realityendshere · Post by **Realityendshere** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:25 am

What if I was to kill you and wear your skin like leather? Would you be happy then? Of course, th point is moot because I am evil, and don't care if you're happy or not.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:29 am

Actually, you'd be wearing his skin like a fur coat, wouldn't you?

"It puts the conditioner on its fur or it gets the flyswatter!"

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