"Jesus Abdullah" was about the weirdest name I could think of in, like, 10th grade. I mean... "Jesus" is a Spanish first name, and "Abdullah" is, like, some sorta Middle-Eastern name (right?). So having those together is just odd. Others I came up with around the same time were "Sally Crockermann" and "Aldus P. Benjamin". (I read "Aldus" out of the name dictionary, but they may have meant "Albus", like "Albus Dumbledore". I dunno.)
I started using "jesusabdullah" as a password at first, because it was longer than my first one and it probably wouldn't be broken by a dictionary attack--but then, I accidentally used it as a username a few times. Oh noes! So I went back and changed all my passwords from "jesusabdullah" to something I'm not gonna tell you! Then, I used it as a username in other places because I kinda liked it. The only weird thing is that most people read it like in "Jesus Christ" and not Hay-soos like I kinda intended. So now I say it like the Christ too half the time.
Oh, Joel... 
