LOL

Did you read the rest of that list? The first few are legal bits meant to save your hide in court. The rest, well... they speak for themselves.
11. Gravity is constant.
12. Fire is hot.
13. Glass is sharp. (even if it's made of sugar)
14. Cars are heavy.
15. Your head is breakable.
16. Your skin is flammable.
17. The planet earth is very old and very hard.
18. Pavement is abrasive.
19. Water contains no humanly breathable gases.
20. No matter how many pads you are wearing during a stair fall you will catch an edge where there is no pad.
21. Horses will step on you if they can.
22. Motorcycles will step on you if they can.
23. Helicopters are basically giant cuisinearts.
24. Extras will get in your way when performing a stunt no matter how many times you tell them not to.
25. If you don't get it on film and you don't get paid then it is not a stunt. It's an unfortunate accident.
26. Guns will jam only during critical scenes.
27. Blanks will put holes in aluminum cans from 5' away.
28. Ejected automatic weapons rounds will burn the back of your neck.
29. Broken sword blades will always go towards the star of the show or the crew.
30. Swords are sharp.
31. The difference between fire and gravity is that you can't put out gravity.
32. Fire is not constant.
33. Gravitational overload is bad.
34. Falling is easy.
35. Landing is hard.

So funny... because it's so true.
I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. Thanks.