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Not Cannibals?

Heh, well, there goes another one of my favorite stories down the tubes. I loved freaking people out by telling them I am a descendant of the Donner's. I would follow it up b giving them a good stare down and licking my lips.
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SolidusRaccoon wrote:Not Cannibals?

Heh, well, there goes another one of my favorite stories down the tubes. I loved freaking people out by telling them I am a descendant of the Donner's. I would follow it up b giving them a good stare down and licking my lips.
Now we know why you are such a "people person"!
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You could always you are a decendant of Sawney Bean.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawney_Bean
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Re: Donner Family Exonerated

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SolidusRaccoon wrote:Not Cannibals?

Heh, well, there goes another one of my favorite stories down the tubes. I loved freaking people out by telling them I am a descendant of the Donner's. I would follow it up b giving them a good stare down and licking my lips.
And make some comments about fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Then there's Alferd E. Packer, who the judge cursed as he sentenced him, saying "There were only seven Democrats in Hinsdale County, and you et five of 'em."

Ah, where's Alferd E. Packer when you need him. :D
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Werekitty wrote:You could always you are a decendant of Sawney Bean.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawney_Bean
I like to tell people I'm descended from Sweeney Todd. Mmm...pie!

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