The lawyers are coming, the lawyers are coming!

Shirogitsune · Post by **Shirogitsune** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:09 pm

He's definitly shaped like a tube rat.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:05 pm

Aaannnnd I guess that "Willard S. Weasle, Atty at Law".....S. for "Shyster"...would be appropos.

S'aaruuk

Maxgoof · Post by **Maxgoof** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:30 pm

Jaydub wrote:jwrebholz Wrote:
Shakespeare was right. "First thing we do is kill all the lawyers."
We can't kill all the lawyers now! They are using them for scientific experimentation.

They are much more plentiful then rats and you don't get attached to them.

Why do scientists prefer to use lawyers instead of rats in experiments?

1. There are more of them.
2. Nobody cries when you kill one.
3. There are some things a rat just *won't* do.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:32 pm

Q: What do a sperm cell and a lawyer have in common?

A: They both stand a one-in-a-million chance of becoming human.

S'aaruuk

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:40 pm

Q: Why has there never been a reported shark attack on a Lawyer?

A: Professional Courtesy.

Fusion · Post by **Fusion** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:07 am

Q. What do you call three lawers buried up to their necks in sand?

A. Not enough sand.

Tbolt · Post by **Tbolt** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:39 am

Sharuuk wrote:Aaannnnd I guess that "Willard S. Weasle, Atty at Law".....S. for "Shyster"...would be appropos.

S'aaruuk

Perhaps as a member of the law firm of:

Willie, Rookem, and Howe

=^^=

(Yeah, I know its his first name, but...)

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:45 am

Jaydub wrote:Tbolt Wrote:
Is the lawyer a weasel, or a rat? We haven't seen his tail, and note the name: Willard...
Sharuuk Wrote:
That's what I was thinking.
I don't know guy's. Take a look at the pictures below. His name may be Willard but he definitely is a Weasel with that long skinny body.

Looks like a Pine Martin to me.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:56 am

What do you call 10,000 lawyers buried up to their necks in quicksand?

A good start!

S'aaruuk

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:16 am

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

NydaLynn · Post by **NydaLynn** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:25 am

I guess there are zero lawyers on the forum... either that or they are good natured about all this.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:08 am

Or else they're just keeping silent whilst collecting slander and libel evidence for a class (or in this case "No Class") action lawsuit against us all.

Not to worry tho'.....we've got the truth on our side.....what have we said about lawyers that isn't true? Where's the slander in that?

S'aaruuk

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:22 am

I know if I were a lawyer I'd try to take it all in good humor.

though the best lawyer joke I still love from the movie Hook.

Rufio: the only adults here are pirats, we kill pirats

Peter: well I'm not a pirate, I'm a lawyer.

Rufio:...Kill the lawyer!

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:44 am

Tbolt Wrote:

Perhaps as a member of the law firm of:

Willie, Rookem, and Howe

Any affiliation with Dewy Cheatem and Howe?

Maxgoof · Post by **Maxgoof** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:34 am

Jaydub wrote:Tbolt Wrote:
Perhaps as a member of the law firm of:

Willie, Rookem, and Howe
Any affiliation with Dewy Cheatem and Howe?

Aha!!! Someone else listens to Car Talk!

Kerry Skydancer · Post by **Kerry Skydancer** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:20 pm

maxgoof wrote:
Jaydub wrote:Tbolt Wrote:
Perhaps as a member of the law firm of:

Willie, Rookem, and Howe
Any affiliation with Dewy Cheatem and Howe?
Aha!!! Someone else listens to Car Talk!

It's a much older joke than Car Talk (though they -do- use it). The joke may, in fact, be older than -cars-.

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:18 pm

Well I did not get it from "Car Talk". I guess that would be a radio program but I am not sure. It has been around for a while. I got it from a sign in a friends Insurance Office.

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:26 pm

Squeaky Bunny Wrote:

Looks like a Pine Martin to me.

Well It could be but it came from this site http://www.afunk.com/mammals/weasel/ where is it listed as a weasel.

Calbeck · Post by **Calbeck** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:35 pm

Of course, now that the director has brought in the legal arm, Nip's first move should be to get his own lawyer before saying anything else.

Calbeck · Post by **Calbeck** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:37 pm

BlasTech wrote:ACKK ITS AN ATTORNY DRONE!!!!

*Ominous hummmm* THOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

Phew ... well that's better now. *Looks at all the O.o expressions around him*... What?

No, no, I completely agree with you. -:>