Kick him in the nads.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:22 am

And run like heck.

DracoDei · Post by **DracoDei** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:18 am

Just want to say that they have the type-casting for their character's down pat.
Kender: Stealing at inopportune moments.
Gnome: Applying alchemical/engineering solutions to problems. (In this case possibly EFFECTIVELY and SIMPLY, which isn't so typecast).
Gully Dwarf: Does something gross.

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:59 am

ah, brings me back to my Rpg'ing days, staying up past midnight on a school night. divying out exp at the last minute and letting the 'wizard' decide what was inside that treasure chest they found on their way out because the GM is too busy divying out experience and finding out just what happened while we were all too tired to pay attention.

yeah, never let your wizard decide what treasure you find, next thing you know he'll be transforming into a dragon and dreaming of world domination....

or was that just me?

Wayfarer · Post by **Wayfarer** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:09 am

shyal_malkes wrote:yeah, never let your wizard decide what treasure you find, next thing you know he'll be transforming into a dragon and dreaming of world domination....

or was that just me?

No! Bad shyal! Stay away from the GTGa/oUDG-type plans! Away, I tell you!

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:01 am

ok, so dreaming of world domination wasn't really part of what I or my character was dreaming (actually now that I think about it I've got to wonder just what he WAS thinking

)

mostly I just wanted to know where we were and what we were doing and why couldn't this assassin guy following just die already?!

weriously my brother named him ogel, why, becuase the first thing he could think of was "lego" and he reversed it.

yes, if we got back and recorded all we did and put them into a story of some kind or other we would have some very very crazy people on our hands.

small wonder how I ended up here...

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:48 pm

And don't you just feel right at home, here amongst us members of this here asylum?

S'aaruuk

Labrusca · Post by **Labrusca** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:00 pm

Sharuuk wrote:And don't you just feel right at home, here amongst us members of this here asylum?

S'aaruuk

I was going to ask "Who's the keeper in this asylum" but it's obvious that NONE of us are keepers - we should ALL be thrown back.

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:38 pm

Ralph keeps this asylume intact (relatively speaking) but we're a rough lot and can be just a tad diffiult to control sometimes

Roberto the Dane · Post by **Roberto the Dane** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:01 am

I don't know what alchemist fire is, but if it is medieval napalm, that guard is in a world of hurt. When a certain Drow enchantress finds out about this, three more will be hurting.

Roberto the Dane

Chaser617 · Post by **Chaser617** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:21 pm

depending on how your DM plays it, its very similar to napalm. Its actually *SUPPOSE* to be used in concocting D&D engineering and alchamal creations, though most Alchamists and Engineers tend to use it as a weapon instead

That, or try to convince the inibriated elf to supercharge it with some sort of enchantment.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:22 pm

Chaser617 wrote:depending on how your DM plays it, its very similar to napalm. Its actually *SUPPOSE* to be used in concocting D&D engineering and alchamal creations, though most Alchamists and Engineers tend to use it as a weapon instead

That, or try to convince the inibriated elf to supercharge it with some sort of enchantment.

Hmm, Geek fire? *runs and hides*

Narnian · Post by **Narnian** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:36 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Chaser617 wrote:depending on how your DM plays it, its very similar to napalm. Its actually *SUPPOSE* to be used in concocting D&D engineering and alchamal creations, though most Alchamists and Engineers tend to use it as a weapon instead

That, or try to convince the inibriated elf to supercharge it with some sort of enchantment.
Hmm, Geek fire? *runs and hides*

* Winces *

You can't run fast or far enough with Byzantine humor like that

Chaser617 · Post by **Chaser617** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:34 pm

hey at least you never had to deal with:

Power Word: Thermonuclear Device

Long story with, suprisingly enough, a Kender (for once, not our inebriated elf).

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:48 pm

Narnian wrote:
Squeaky Bunny wrote:
Chaser617 wrote:depending on how your DM plays it, its very similar to napalm. Its actually *SUPPOSE* to be used in concocting D&D engineering and alchamal creations, though most Alchamists and Engineers tend to use it as a weapon instead

That, or try to convince the inibriated elf to supercharge it with some sort of enchantment.
Hmm, Geek fire? *runs and hides*
* Winces *

You can't run fast or far enough with Byzantine humor like that

Well I could have said that the gnome had just invented breech loading.

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:45 pm

Breech loading... Owwww! That's just cold. It's frizzen in there.
Why musket always be like this?

Still, those three working together could be a successful team.

Chaser617 · Post by **Chaser617** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:18 pm

about as successful as a golbin suicide sapper squad

granted, anything goblin tends to be suicide....

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