Lowest marketing ploy ever

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:55 pm

Filmmaker Vincent Gallo to sell sperm for $1,000,000.

I hope that site isn't serious.

And who would pay $1,000,000? Buffalo '66 wasn't even that great.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:58 pm

But Brown Bunny....

Eh, you're right.

Humbug · Post by **Humbug** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:53 am

Hey, there may be someone stupid enough, or crazy enough, or both...

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:48 am

You'd think people could find better things to do with $1,000,000.

Perhaps buying a green dress... but not a real green dress, that's cruel.

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:57 am

You know, if you're really in the market, it's not that difficult to find a guy who'd give you theirs for free.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:00 am

PieceOfSkunk wrote:You know, if you're really in the market, it's not that difficult to find a guy who'd give you theirs for free.

though with that, generally, you get what you pay for...

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:16 am

Hey, at least it comes with a coupon for free fertilization....

Robin Pierce · Post by **Robin Pierce** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:27 am

legostargalactica wrote:You'd think people could find better things to do with $1,000,000.

Perhaps buying a green dress... but not a real green dress, that's cruel.

I adore you.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:28 am

I think I know what this guy's doing. If he puts a giant price tag on something, someone will buy it. Apparently, he can't get any in real life.

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:01 am

If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:14 am

LibertyCabbage wrote:
If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself.

See, I didn't even read it too well, and I called it.

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:20 am

legostargalactica wrote:You'd think people could find better things to do with $1,000,000.

Perhaps buying a green dress... but not a real green dress, that's cruel.

you know my weakness lego

:falls into Lego's arms: sing me some more

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:27 am

DarkMagician wrote:I think I know what this guy's doing. If he puts a giant price tag on something, someone will buy it. Apparently, he can't get any in real life.

if he sells his sperm he's not really "getting any" the turkey baster used to, let's say "deliver" the sample is the one getting some.

pierce studios wrote:I adore you.

With good reason.

M<sup>2</sup> wrote:you know my weakness lego

:falls into Lego's arms: sing me some more

::buys M<sup>2</sup>'s love with his $1,000,000::

MERBman · Post by **MERBman** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:16 am

legostargalactica wrote:if he sells his sperm he's not really "getting any" the turkey baster used to, let's say "deliver" the sample is the one getting some.

Uh, that'd be the whole part about "an extra $500,000 for natural insemination, but free if she's really hot".

Mo · Post by Mo » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:36 am

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*twitches*

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:50 am

MERBman wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:if he sells his sperm he's not really "getting any" the turkey baster used to, let's say "deliver" the sample is the one getting some.
Uh, that'd be the whole part about "an extra $500,000 for natural insemination, but free if she's really hot".

I dub that paraphrase the official paraphrase of this article!

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:10 am

Black Sparrow wrote:
MERBman wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:if he sells his sperm he's not really "getting any" the turkey baster used to, let's say "deliver" the sample is the one getting some.
Uh, that'd be the whole part about "an extra $500,000 for natural insemination, but free if she's really hot".
I dub that paraphrase the official paraphrase of this article!

seconded!

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:28 am

If someone dose go for the natural insemination with the $500,000 fee, wouldn't that be prostitution?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:13 pm

...who?

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:42 pm

ivstudios wrote:If someone dose go for the natural insemination with the $500,000 fee, wouldn't that be prostitution?

Maybe they'll do it in Nevada. Everything's legal there.