A Gnome, a Kender, and a Gully Dwarf? (4 Nov)

Lou Leghorn · Post by **Lou Leghorn** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:27 pm

Werekitty wrote:
RHJunior wrote:A Kender, a Gnome, and a Gully Dwarf walked into a bar.

*clang.*
You've got to admit that three unlikely characters walking into a bar is a classic joke opener.

But then, that clanging jaw-drop would be the reaction of most barkeeps and patrions... Unless there was a Fantasy convention in town.

Uh, the way I read Ralph's version, the next line might be...

Bartender: Dang it, Joe! I told you to hang some warning flags on that limbo bar! You know we got those short Questors(tm) coming through all the time.

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:39 pm

From "Mother Goose and Grim", August 29, 2003:

StrangeWulf13 · Post by **StrangeWulf13** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:10 pm

The muslim cleric ducks.

Hey, going with the theme, that's my family's version of the punchline...

"A gnome, a gully dwarf and a kender walk into a bar...

"Frodo ducks."

Werekitty · Post by **Werekitty** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:08 pm

StrangeWulf13 wrote:The muslim cleric ducks.

Hey, going with the theme, that's my family's version of the punchline...

"A gnome, a gully dwarf and a kender walk into a bar...

"Frodo ducks."

And Tasselhoff bends backward, and advances slowly.