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Danger Ronnie, Danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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*smacks Solidus*

*singing* Can you feal the loooove tonight!!
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...fighting like cats and dogs...

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You ok JAM? You aren't warping. Are you warped? Or is just your warp engine warped?
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labrusca wrote:You ok JAM? You aren't warping. Are you warped? Or is just your warp engine warped?
He doesn't warp for small messages.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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Post by Mikhail Dragoslav »

This is probably funnier for me than it is the rest of you...Maggie actually is like that. She'll sit down on the couch or the floor and then growl at anyone who tries to pet her or get in her general vicinity. Of course if we get up to leave when she's in a snotty mood like that, she'll get up and follow as if saying "Hey, why are you going? Come back here and pet me!"
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[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.


A more elaborate response:

I used to post at a forum that had a step-ladder format. That forma allows the "no-text" feature, in which your message is simply the subject line and has no text inside. That came pretty handy whenever I had very little to say. Over at the Keenspot forums, the moderators asked me to cut down my intro and signature whenver I only had 1 line to post. I did, so here if I only have 1 line to say I just post that line and omit the rest.

Just common courtesy.



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Heh. For her sake, I hope he likes strong-willed girl. Poor guy, getting his tail twisted like that...
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I think it's his arm. If you look close in the second panel, you can see his left hand on the wrong side of his body... which puts his left arm behind his back.

She probably didn't break anything, but he's gonna be sore a long while after a hold like that...
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It just goes to show you, don't get between a predator and it's prey.

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True. However, I can make my arm bend like that withou a problem, and a cat would be more flexible than me. Oh, well; we get the point.
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Post by Steltek »

I might be alone on this, but arm-twisting cheap shots don't exactly make me like a girl. I'd be more apt to think that this female dog lived up to that particular word used for female dogs, and should be avoided. :-?

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In Maggie's defense I would point out that she did say "please"...and that "heck no" and "go find another seat already" are hardly polite responses to a simple question.

Besides, Gus is a guy and Maggie is a girl. Gus is a cat and Maggie a dog. Either way, Maggie has priority. Either out of chivalry and politeness sake or the fact that she could "tree" him if she put her mind to it.
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Still she twisted a person's arm to sit next to Ronnie. :o
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True...

I guess that's puppy love for you.
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its amazing how puppy love can bring out the judo in people XD

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A quick first glance lead me to believe he got an atomic wedgie, but now I plainly see that she is playing 'twister' with his arm.
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Subtle, she is not... :lol:

If Ronnie's going to be scared away, that's actually the part I would expect to do it.
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Mikhail Dragoslav wrote:I guess that's puppy love for you.
The problem with puppy love is that it leads to a dog's life :x

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