I Just Painted That Barn!

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:22 pm

weeeeeee! looks like we got some more fireworks going!

mmmmmmm,... fire

*contemplates fire*

Wayfarer · Post by **Wayfarer** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:34 pm

NO!

No fire for you!

...No fire for most of the folks around here!

*hand to forehead, shakes head, mutters*
Goodness, they're going to burn the place down!

Maxgoof · Post by **Maxgoof** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:36 pm

No, no, no! You gotta pronounce it like Nip does: Fahr!

After all, he used to be the Fahr Chief!

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:46 pm

I knew if I started talking of flames and "fahr" Wayfarer would come out and play...

Fusion · Post by **Fusion** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:15 pm

More like Solidus, but that's beside the piont.
*picks up lighter and "Holy Moly"* Now lets get this party started!

Wayfarer · Post by **Wayfarer** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:39 pm

shyal_malkes wrote:I knew if I started talking of flames and "fahr" Wayfarer would come out and play...

Oh, I'll do something...
*pulls out big squirt gun*
Okay, this is the official warning: every flame I see gets squirted out. I am not responsible for who gets wet in the process!

BlasTech · Post by **BlasTech** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:57 pm

*Sings* Ding dong the barn (gonna be) is dead! Which ole barn? The painted barn! Ding dong the painted barn is deaaaad!

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:41 pm

Not sure anyone else has read any of the Patrick McMannis short story books?
Nip sure reminds me of Crazy Eddie Muldoon....

CasVeg · Post by **CasVeg** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:56 pm

*Pulls out a watergun and grins.*

It's time for some squeaky clean fun!

*Dances around, sprinkling the ground with stuff that ignites on contact with water.*

Labrusca · Post by **Labrusca** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:57 pm

Jaydub wrote:Not sure anyone else has read any of the Patrick McMannis short story books?
Nip sure reminds me of Crazy Eddie Muldoon....

Do NOT read the McMannis books unless you are wearing a bib and are on a soft carpet where you can thrash in helpless laughter and snorting for a good LOOONG time. I've never read anything that made me laugh harder than those books.
Just thinking of Rancid Crabtree starts me giggling.

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:21 pm

labrusca Wrote:

Do NOT read the McMannis books unless you are wearing a bib and are on a soft carpet where you can thrash in helpless laughter and snorting for a good LOOONG time. I've never read anything that made me laugh harder than those books.
Just thinking of Rancid Crabtree starts me giggling.

Yep that pretty much describes it. I once had the oppertunity to Meet him at
an Alumni fundraiser for WWU in Seattle. He can tell a story as well or even
better than he writes them.

Wayfarer · Post by **Wayfarer** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:49 pm

CasVeg wrote:*Pulls out a watergun and grins.*

It's time for some squeaky clean fun!

*Dances around, sprinkling the ground with stuff that ignites on contact with water.*

CasVeg!!!

*drops head and sighs*
Fine. It was time for me to go on another spelunking trip, anyway.

*sets down water gun and turns, mumbling as she walks away*
They will insist on reducing the place to ashes. Try to keep it standing? Noooo. They'll find a way around that, oh, yes they will!

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:43 pm

CasVeg wrote:*Pulls out a watergun and grins.*

It's time for some squeaky clean fun!

*Dances around, sprinkling the ground with stuff that ignites on contact with water.*

You called?

Fusion · Post by **Fusion** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:00 am

No, but we're gona join anyway!

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:45 am

Jaydub wrote:labrusca Wrote:

Do NOT read the McMannis books unless you are wearing a bib and are on a soft carpet where you can thrash in helpless laughter and snorting for a good LOOONG time. I've never read anything that made me laugh harder than those books.
Just thinking of Rancid Crabtree starts me giggling.
Yep that pretty much describes it. I once had the oppertunity to Meet him at
an Alumni fundraiser for WWU in Seattle. He can tell a story as well or even
better than he writes them.

Cool, I love his works.

Roberto the Dane · Post by **Roberto the Dane** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:09 am

I fell down in a painted barn afahr
I went down,down,down
And the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
The barn afahr
The barn afahr.

Roberto the Dane

Mwalimu · Post by **Mwalimu** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:52 am

...and after the fahrmen put out the fahr, they left and went to take their place at the neighborhood church's nativity scene.

Fusion · Post by **Fusion** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:24 am

Unkown to them, Solidus is there too.

Jaydub · Post by **Jaydub** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:56 pm

Roberto the Dane Wrote:

I fell down in a painted barn afahr
I went down,down,down
And the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
The barn afahr
The barn afahr.

We would like the Thank Johnny Cash for his guest appearance.

PS. It's sad when they cannot even remember the words to their own song.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:49 am

Wayfarer wrote:
CasVeg wrote:*Pulls out a watergun and grins.*

It's time for some squeaky clean fun!

*Dances around, sprinkling the ground with stuff that ignites on contact with water.*
CasVeg!!!

*drops head and sighs*
Fine. It was time for me to go on another spelunking trip, anyway.
*sets down water gun and turns, mumbling as she walks away*
They will insist on reducing the place to ashes. Try to keep it standing? Noooo. They'll find a way around that, oh, yes they will!

Dear Lady.....*gentle giant type hand on shoulder*

Do you feel totally outnumbered and out gunned by a bunch of half crazed (half?) pyromanical furballs?

Don't fret....we aren't gonna burn the place to the ground.....buuuuttt we might have to re-sod the side yard when we're done.

Now....if I can just get a-hold of Cpl Bo....we can REALLY get this party rockin' an' rollin'.

Please stick around M'dear.....we's a-gonna have a BLAST!!!

S'aaruuk