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Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:44 pm

Cookie, ever since you joined the forums strange things have happened. Where's Neko? Where's Mooman? Now Jex is pushed to the edge of insanity and banned. That's it. I'm playing your tracks backwards looking for subliminal messages. I recommend everyone else do the same. I think it's much more than coincidence.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:38 pm

steverules wrote:Cookie, ever since you joined the forums strange things have happened. Where's Neko? Where's Mooman? Now Jex is pushed to the edge of insanity and banned. That's it. I'm playing your tracks backwards looking for subliminal messages. I recommend everyone else do the same. I think it's much more than coincidence.

:: on Cookie's orders sneaks into steve's room, knocks him out with a blackjack and drags him to and undisclosed location for "treatment"::

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:43 pm

Not to mention my heart was broken and tickled.

Mo · Post by Mo » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:36 am

mcDuffies wrote:Not to mention my heart was broken and tickled.

I do remember the tickling and acknowledge my responsibility for that, however, I know nothing about that other thing.

And how about ME? Ever since I came here I've been groped, punched, kicked, sleep deprived, killed various times with various methods, tied up, bitten, sexually harrassed, mocked, misquoted, robbed, and otherwise abused...

In fact, I'm gonna go and SUE YOU ALL!

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:27 am

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:Not to mention my heart was broken and tickled.
I do remember the tickling and acknowledge my responsibility for that, however, I know nothing about that other thing.

And how about ME? Ever since I came here I've been groped, punched, kicked, sleep deprived, killed various times with various methods, tied up, bitten, sexually harrassed, mocked, misquoted, robbed, and otherwise abused...

In fact, I'm gonna go and SUE YOU ALL!

you're going to sue.. a bunch of webcomic artists... for what? a nickle each?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:10 am

A nickel each sums up to quite a fair amount.

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:And how about ME? Ever since I came here I've been groped, punched, kicked, sleep deprived, killed various times with various methods, tied up, bitten, sexually harrassed, mocked, misquoted, robbed, and otherwise abused...

You forgot cexed up.

Mo · Post by Mo » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:15 am

mcDuffies wrote:You forgot cexed up.

But that was with my consent. Besides, it has nothing to do with sex! Everybody knows that!

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:38 am

:airmail's cookie 5 penneys: ;_;

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:45 am

Everyone gets violated here. It's what makes us family.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:02 am

Warren wrote:Everyone gets violated here. It's what makes us family.

the family that violates together stays together?

That is unless they disappear for an extended period of time...

Or turn troll and get banned...

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:16 am

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:Not to mention my heart was broken and tickled.
I do remember the tickling and acknowledge my responsibility for that, however, I know nothing about that other thing.

And how about ME? Ever since I came here I've been groped, punched, kicked, sleep deprived, killed various times with various methods, tied up, bitten, sexually harrassed, mocked, misquoted, robbed, and otherwise abused...

In fact, I'm gonna go and SUE YOU ALL!

We could introduce evidence that you secretly enjoyed all that attention. You'd get a nickel apiece, but forevermore people would be coming up to you on the street, grabing your boob and going, "Honk!"

Mo · Post by Mo » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:41 am

rkolter wrote:We could introduce evidence that you secretly enjoyed all that attention. You'd get a nickel apiece, but forevermore people would be coming up to you on the street, grabing your boob and going, "Honk!"

I just can't win, can I?

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:45 am

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:
rkolter wrote:We could introduce evidence that you secretly enjoyed all that attention. You'd get a nickel apiece, but forevermore people would be coming up to you on the street, grabing your boob and going, "Honk!"
I just can't win, can I?

Resign yourself to enjoying it and you can consider it a victory.

Mo · Post by Mo » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:44 pm

...interrupting the pervert talk for a little music.

STILL not gotten around to the last request songs, but here's two new ones I recorded. Tell me if you like.

Drive (R.E.M.)

Some Sad Song (Travis)

*goes back to being sick*

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:49 am

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:Not to mention my heart was broken and tickled.
I do remember the tickling and acknowledge my responsibility for that, however, I know nothing about that other thing.

And how about ME? Ever since I came here I've been groped, punched, kicked, sleep deprived, killed various times with various methods, tied up, bitten, sexually harrassed, mocked, misquoted, robbed, and otherwise abused...

In fact, I'm gonna go and SUE YOU ALL!

Attempts to buy off Cookie with chocolate

Mo · Post by Mo » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:41 pm

mrs_rkolter wrote:
Cookie Reinforcement wrote:In fact, I'm gonna go and SUE YOU ALL!
Attempts to buy off Cookie with chocolate

HA! I wasn't even gonna sue YOU! *runs off with the chocolate, laughing manically*

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:16 pm

*offers chocolate*
I am pretty sure that you were gonna sue me.

Mo · Post by Mo » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:18 am

mcDuffies wrote:*offers chocolate*
I am pretty sure that you were gonna sue me.

*takes the chocolate*

*sues him anyway*

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:54 am

::offers fresh baked bread::

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:31 pm

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:*offers chocolate*
I am pretty sure that you were gonna sue me.
*takes the chocolate*

*sues him anyway*

Hah! When you were eating chocolate, I tricked you into leaving chocolatey fingerprints on this here contract that says you won't sue me! It's legit!

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