On the Run 14/9/05

Fusion · Post by **Fusion** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:40 pm

or at least untill the next update.

Narnian · Post by **Narnian** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:47 pm

shyal_malkes wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:Err you ever take a full on kick right to the crotch? No man will be able to shrug it off. Happened to be once, was on the ground writhing in the felat position for at least 5 minutes.
yes, I have had that happen to me, never made me go in the fetal position though, come on guys, it's only pain, it'll fade and then all that's left is feeling really weak, but a good mental kick to the body and even that feeling won't be able to stop you for long.

40 years after it happened to me I still have some pain and scar tissue. No fun, believe me.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:52 pm

From now on all guardsmen wear cups.

Narnian · Post by **Narnian** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:59 pm

SolidusRaccoon wrote:From now on all guardsmen wear cups.

Dixie?

Traxer · Post by **Traxer** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:22 pm

I know this has been said before but..

Owowowowowowow.

Well, he had it coming to 'em...

Still...OW!

I hurt seeing it.

Traxer 8)

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:33 pm

Personally, I love the squinched eyes and gritted teeth on Quentyn when he nailed Mulharney.....and I just know somewhere deep down inside....he enjoyed that.

S'aaruuk

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:47 pm

Sharuuk wrote:Personally, I love the squinched eyes and gritted teeth on Quentyn when he nailed Mulharney.....and I just know somewhere deep down inside....he enjoyed that.

S'aaruuk

Heh heh, I think we all would at some time or an other.

Jfries289 · Post by **Jfries289** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:33 pm

Well, here's my erudite interpretation of the events preceding and following the alleged "guardsman crotch assualt" and their implications in Quentyn's future as a questor:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hoooo boy, that one made me giggle...

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:35 pm

I seriously doubt if there's one guy on these forums who hasn't taken a shot to the 'nads at least once. That being said.....I've been shot twice, both in combat and both direct hits. First, it feels like a hard punch....about a second later a deep burning sensation like a fast heating electric soldering iron has been driven inside and then turned on begins....and it continues to build without any let up until you're ready to pass out from shock and pain.

I'll take getting shot to getting kicked in the nads any day.

I was in a martial arts competition. My opponent tried a high, flying roundhouse kick to my head just as I launched a side snap kick. My heel caught him square in the crotch, and even though he had on a cup, he jacknifed into a fetal position in mid air and hit the mats in a ball. He didn't make a sound, he didn't move, his eyes had rolled back in his head and he suddenly tried to puke up both his toenails and testicles....they had to have been in his throat just then and he was choking on them. I won the match, but I was genuinely concerned that I'd seriously hurt this guy......it was really an accident.

I've never seen anyone take a solid shot to the groin and not go down immediately.....Mulharney is going to walk funny for at least a couple of days.

S'aaruuk

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:50 pm

Narnian wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:From now on all guardsmen wear cups.
Dixie?

Well I don't expect they would be DD

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:54 pm

SolidusRaccoon wrote:
Sharuuk wrote:Personally, I love the squinched eyes and gritted teeth on Quentyn when he nailed Mulharney.....and I just know somewhere deep down inside....he enjoyed that.

S'aaruuk
Heh heh, I think we all would at some time or an other.

He could always tell the Adjudicator that he was just making his reservations to the policeman's ball(s)

Shyal_malkes · Post by **Shyal_malkes** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:44 pm

now that's just sick. you sick puppy (bunnie)

Steltek · Post by **Steltek** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:57 pm

But for a raccoon, it's different -- you know that male raccoons have jointed bones in their -ahem- members, right? He might need some kind of cast.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:00 pm

Steltek wrote:But for a raccoon, it's different -- you know that male raccoons have jointed bones in their -ahem- members, right? He might need some kind of cast.

I've heard of someone having their butt in a sling, but that is just TOO weird to imagine.

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:18 pm

I just wonder if all those pain receptors in that point are actually necessary...

Kerry Skydancer · Post by **Kerry Skydancer** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:54 pm

Steltek wrote:But for a raccoon, it's different -- you know that male raccoons have jointed bones in their -ahem- members, right? He might need some kind of cast.

We had that discussion already, and have been given a canon ruling (and a comment that we are all sick, sick puppies). Since they're upright, sheath and bone wouldn't work - they're essentially human in that department.

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:48 pm

(Start crying quietly and takes asprin for the headache)

Why?

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:58 am

Yes why do we need to go here again? I remember the first time this came up, I was just as freaked out back then. Look at us, we are talking about how their plumbing works. This is just sick, it's a comic strip, and we are talking about, errrr you know. Help Us!!!!!!!!!

Mwalimu · Post by **Mwalimu** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:54 am

FWIW, Mulharney and the three thugs were wearing the same color.

Steltek · Post by **Steltek** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:30 am

Well, RH's asking for it with strips like these. I mean, it begs the question doesn't it?

Though I guess you can make the case that that's the kind of question you should ignore no matter how much it begs.