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Come on, punch her in the nose.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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well, at least hortense seems less "I'm mad at the world" and more happy today, wonder how long that's gonna last.
I still say the doctor did it....

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Watch as we switched Hortenses regular coffee with Prozac, let's see if she notices.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, punch her in the nose.
Don't you want to at least be sure she isn't actually one of Roz's relatives?
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labrusca wrote:
SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, punch her in the nose.
Don't you want to at least be sure she isn't actually one of Roz's relatives?
Hnh, I think the odds of that are slim.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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I think it would be funny if the poodle wore a wig and was as bald as Hortense underneath. Take that, Frenchie!

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Yalls a bunch of mean people
I still say the doctor did it....

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Yalls a bunch of mean people
I still say the doctor did it....

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shyal_malkes wrote:Yalls a bunch of mean people
Why thank you. :D
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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SolidusRaccoon wrote:Come on, punch her in the nose.
You punch a lady in Malarkey County, well, I suggest you start running before you swing. :evil:

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That's no lady!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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Now, now, Sol, you don't know that. Just because someone was born in France doesn't make them irredeemable. She moved to America, after all. Lots of Americans are accidentally born in other countries, but find their way home to be some of our best citizens.

Now if we could just figure out a way to get rid of the non-Americans born here accidentally.....
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Post by Shyal_malkes »

exactly! look at how much Gilly doesn't fit in! now look at how little we've heard about this new person, tells me that this one seems to fit into the environment well if they're not causing any great disturbance.
I still say the doctor did it....

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She gets one chance, ONE!
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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My guess is she is laying on the French schtick just to jack up the prices of her wigs. She probably isn't even purebred;)

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tulip wrote:My guess is she is laying on the French schtick just to jack up the prices of her wigs. She probably isn't even purebred;)
Well that is not a smart idea in that area, you think people would boycott her.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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SolidusRaccoon wrote:
tulip wrote:My guess is she is laying on the French schtick just to jack up the prices of her wigs. She probably isn't even purebred;)
Well that is not a smart idea in that area, you think people would boycott her.
I think the folks there are smart enough to know that where you were born or raised isn't important as long as you are a good hearted, decent person.

BTW Tulip. Accents are VERY hard things to change.
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Post by UncleMonty »

I'm still trying to figure this thread out. What the heck did the Poodle wig-dealer say or do to warrant a reshaped schnozola? It looks like she and Hortense are good friends.

(And if you want to boycott somebody, make it China.)

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UncleMonty wrote:I'm still trying to figure this thread out. What the heck did the Poodle wig-dealer say or do to warrant a reshaped schnozola? It looks like she and Hortense are good friends.

(And if you want to boycott somebody, make it China.)

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She's French. And SolidusRaccoon took the cynic route. :)

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That is what I am here for.
Yes, sir. I agree completely. It takes a well-balanced individual... such as yourself to rule the world. No, sir. No one knows that you were the third one... Solidus. ...What should I do about the woman? Yes sir. I'll keep her under surveillance. Yes. Thank you. Good-bye...... Mr. President.

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