The ingredients could almost be made into 'Buck Cake'...
Semen moisturiser big in Mexico
A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.
Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.
Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.
She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake* ~aeridus
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
oh dear me. another new an "improved" mexican industry. Isint mexico suposed to be a cathloic contry? onanisim for the sake of vanity has just GOT to be a sin.
[quote="Moo Cow"]and comeon, masturbation is fun, how could it be a sin? UUm, yeah. you might need to ignore me now.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
I just finished Iron Sunrise, by Charles Stross. In it, there's a scene with a nutter performance artist named Idi Amin Dada, "King of Scotland, Victoria Cross, KBE, MBE, Governor of Kiboga and Mayor of Bukake." I almost snorted my beer when I read that. Stross loves to sneak in little things like that. In his last book, he named a bunch of dimwitted bad guys after well-known net kooks...who all got snuffed, of course.
But "Mayor of Bukake." Bwhahaha. I'm going to have to use that title for someone deserving.
Seconded, thirded, (if that's a word) and passed! *watches intently*
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
Since there seems to be so much interest, I'm calling a Religious Observance on SaraMoo masturbating.
You know the drill everyone, lay out the mat oriented towards her crotch, lay, kneel, which ever gives you the best view, and chant the Holy Mantra while pleasuring yourself in accordance with the Holy Book of Getting Off.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
I've always worried, a little, that masturbating while watching another girl masturbating was inherantly dangerous... It could set off some kind of chain reaction that would end any and all productivity on our planet.
Not worried enough to stop me, of course... But still.
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
Moo Cow wrote:wow, this is fun... I'm like the leader of a masturbating cult!
~Sara
Well, we would be a masturbating cult, but I'm pretty sure we all enjoy a good lay now and then.
Enjoy your honored position Sara! I mean it, enjoy the hell out of it. Maybe flip your hair around a bit and moan some.. oh yea.. that's it.. keep doing that..
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
Moo Cow wrote:... you guys can't imagine how much i'm blushing rightnow.
*uhnn!*
gawd, I love it when they blush...
*shlick- shlick- shlick!*
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
~aeridus
