Cuss Words Wanted - know any?

Ladydarke · Post by **Ladydarke** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:33 pm

I've been stuck on a page for a week, cuz my language isn't bad enough. Basically, it's a silent page except for the last panel, where I've got this old man injecting himself with insulin, and he's supposed to be cursing a blue streak against his diabetes. He's a very foul-mouthed old man - in fact, he's an old man possessed by a demon who's quite disgusted with the failing old body - and I wanted something sorta South Park -esque to be coming out of his mouth. It can refer to the body as "it" - or otherwise foreshadow - but shouldn't let the possession cat out of the bag.

Sigh. Unfortunately, my vulgarity is distinctly lacking in imagination. Clearly I need to get out more! I get as far as F****G diabetes.

If anybody has any suggestions, I'd appeciate it. How about, in the interests of keeping the forum clean, you *** out most of the letters in the actual cuss words, or pm me if that's gonna make it illegible?

Thank you for your bad language. Now let's put all those words you know, but were told not to say, to good use!!!

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:42 pm

"Bloody" is classy.

Anywherebuthere · Post by **Anywherebuthere** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:22 pm

Fletching-not made up. Neil Gaiman used it in place of F*** in "The Books of Magic" miniseries.

Feel free to look up it's meaning, I find it far more offensive then "f***"

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:23 pm

"F***ing diseased meatsack" comes to mind. Can you post the panel, so we can see how much space we have and what the guy looks like? Are you looking for one line of obscene contempt for the flesh, or a foul-mouthed rant?

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:33 pm

"This stupid f***ing sack of pustulent, diseased dogsh*t!"

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:17 pm

Goddamn motherfucking shitass son of a bitch.

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:09 pm

"Goddamnmongrelcommiereffopoofterbastardlebbonipwogpissmeoff!!" is a presonal favourite of mine. It's nice to get all of your prejudices out in one nice, clean sentence.

I agree with the funny lettuce feller above. Bloody is the all but universal swear word. I reckon if you go much higher than that you're swearing just for the sake of it. Bloody can be used in so many bloody different bloody ways and just about any bloody where in a bloody sentence.

Bloody.

Levi-chan · Post by **Levi-chan** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:11 pm

"Goddamn shitcockjizzed pigfucking slutcunt of an interpreter!" is what I use when dealing with Perl.

Jackhass · Post by **Jackhass** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:52 am

POOP!

Hehehehehehe...I said poop.

Ladydarke · Post by **Ladydarke** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:30 am

Ian: I really like your diseased meatsack! That's... eww. And perfect. Can anyone work in an expansion along the same line which includes either "insulin" or "diabetes" so the readers know exactly what's up with the needle?

This is the page in question. Bottom panel is the one with the foul-mouthed old geezer.

Ladydarke · Post by **Ladydarke** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:31 am

Eek Eek! Poop! Someone said poop! My ears, they burn!

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:42 am

ladydarke wrote:Ian: I really like your diseased meatsack! That's... eww. And perfect. Can anyone work in an expansion along the same line which includes either "insulin" or "diabetes" so the readers know exactly what's up with the needle?

This is the page in question. Bottom panel is the one with the foul-mouthed old geezer.

'Bloody hell, where do I put the bloody thread?'

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:30 am

If the geezer was Polish: "I tak kurwa do zajebania!"
... I'm so proud of my language

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:34 am

When I'm really pissed I use 'Goddamn Motherfucking Son-of-a-bitch!'

For this tho,

'fucking diabetes... need my goddamn insulin fix again. Ow. Piece of shit needle.'

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:39 am

*cough* http://www.purplepussy.net/d/20040510.html

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:08 am

ladydarke wrote:Ian: I really like your diseased meatsack!

Flatterer.

"F***ing diseased meatsack. $[] a week on God damn insulin instead of whores... "

$[] - I have no idea how much insulin costs, but if I were a satanic entity in possession of an earthly vessel I know I wouldn't want to spend money on medicine.

Faub · Post by **Faub** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:47 am

Coulda had one o' them fine young bodies the nurses is wearing but NO we had to blend in. Can feel this flesh withering away. One of these days I'm gonna punch a hole right through this damn arm.

Amazon King · Post by **Amazon King** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:39 am

You want creative cussing? Go look at Life of Riley. Dan (the creator) uses quite a bit of imaginative cussing, some of which I had to re-read about three or four times, just to make certain that's what he said.

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:00 pm

"I'm sick as shit of this fucking body! Can't piss right, can't shit right, can't walk right, can't hear right, can't see right, have to spend every bloody cent I've got on this bloody insulin just to milk it for a few more bloody years. Why the fuck am I so weak? Why the fuck are things this way?"

=X

Psiogen · Post by **Psiogen** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:48 pm

FUCKLES