Vasectomy

The JAM · Post by **The JAM** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:51 pm

[...unWARP!!!]

Good evening.

Well, at least she's dating a MOUNTAIN LION. That should keep Grandpa calm for a bit.

Werekitty · Post by **Werekitty** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:15 pm

GOOD GRAVY, is that girl even WEARING panties?!

I hope Ben unties their tongues before he feeds him to the homoculi.

Madmoonie · Post by **Madmoonie** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:04 pm

They are so entangled it looks like they need surgery.

Fusion · Post by **Fusion** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:17 am

Things you didn't want to find out by looking 101.

Labrusca · Post by **Labrusca** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:07 am

Don't you think Penny is deliberately making out right in front of the window just to tick off Lily and Ben? Maybe it's time for the invisible bunny to deliver another water balloon.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:02 pm

labrusca wrote:Don't you think Penny is deliberately making out right in front of the window just to tick off Lily and Ben? Maybe it's time for the invisible bunny to deliver another water balloon.

Maybe, just maybe, I suspect that Ben and Lily will loosen the reins on the posse. Penny better watch out.

Drake-Dark · Post by **Drake-Dark** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:00 pm

All I gotta say is I'm feeling a mite jealous of that mountain lion.

*wanders off in search of a bolt cutter*

StrangeWulf13 · Post by **StrangeWulf13** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:51 pm

To be honest, it's probably nothing Ben and Lily haven't done.

In their own bedroom.

After getting married.

And until these two fulfill those two requirements, I suggest we load up the Supersoaker 5000 and mount it on the roof... in fact, Solidus and I just finished, so we'll have the entire property covered. 8) Trust me, they won't know what hit 'em.

*ominous hums and clicks sound off as the machine is prepped and ready*

If the ice water doesn't work, the back-up tank of freon oughta do it...

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:59 pm

Fun time, shallow grave. lime, rope, and shovel are ready.

Kerry Skydancer · Post by **Kerry Skydancer** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:00 pm

Werekitty wrote:GOOD GRAVY, is that girl even WEARING panties?!

I hope Ben unties their tongues before he feeds him to the homoculi.

I think she's wearing tight slacks or jeans. Too tight. And if I'm reading the clock right, she's an hour late. Maybe the invisible bunny is a good idea...

Werekitty · Post by **Werekitty** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:39 pm

Kerry Skydancer wrote:
Werekitty wrote:GOOD GRAVY, is that girl even WEARING panties?!

I hope Ben unties their tongues before he feeds him to the homoculi.

I think she's wearing tight slacks or jeans. Too tight. And if I'm reading the clock right, she's an hour late. Maybe the invisible bunny is a good idea...

I can't even tell if she's wearing pants for pete's sake!

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:37 am

Kerry Skydancer wrote:
Werekitty wrote:GOOD GRAVY, is that girl even WEARING panties?!

I hope Ben unties their tongues before he feeds him to the homoculi.

I think she's wearing tight slacks or jeans. Too tight. And if I'm reading the clock right, she's an hour late. Maybe the invisible bunny is a good idea...

She is wearing something, you can see the cloth fold above her knee.

I'm all in favor of a sometimes invisible bunny with or without the balloons.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:38 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:Fun time, shallow grave. lime, rope, and shovel are ready.

Don't forget the coconut.

Starfury · Post by **Starfury** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:38 pm

My first thought was wondering where Gunther and his BFG was.... figured he'd a come running for something like that.

SolidusRaccoon · Post by **SolidusRaccoon** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:55 am

starfury wrote:My first thought was wondering where Gunther and his BFG was.... figured he'd a come running for something like that.

He loaned it to me for the weekend.

Starfury · Post by **Starfury** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:15 am

SolidusRaccoon wrote:
starfury wrote:My first thought was wondering where Gunther and his BFG was.... figured he'd a come running for something like that.
He loaned it to me for the weekend.

We're doomed... or at least the punk is...

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:32 am

I do have a question about Penny's last comment...."No physical contact until after the 3rd offspring." Since I don't think we're discussing immaculate conception here, how are the 3 offspring aquired without physical contact.

Maybe I'm just dense but I don't get the reference.

LeiraHoward · Post by **LeiraHoward** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:44 am

Sharuuk wrote:I do have a question about Penny's last comment...."No physical contact until after the 3rd offspring." Since I don't think we're discussing immaculate conception here, how are the 3 offspring aquired without physical contact.

Maybe I'm just dense but I don't get the reference.

It's just Biting Sarcasm... at least, that is what I assumed.

Mwalimu · Post by **Mwalimu** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:37 am

It seems to me that playing the part of the firm, tough-loving parent is just going to leave Penny feeling like Ben and Lily aren't any different than her parents. Rules and boundaries are needed, of course, but while they're at it, Lily and Ben should be trying to figure out how to "connect" with her better.

Maybe the posse can help.

Labrusca · Post by **Labrusca** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:50 am

Sharuuk wrote:I do have a question about Penny's last comment...."No physical contact until after the 3rd offspring." Since I don't think we're discussing immaculate conception here, how are the 3 offspring aquired without physical contact.

Maybe I'm just dense but I don't get the reference.

Artificial insemination??